Mathematically quantify women

[InDeeep]

Step 1. To find a woman you need Time and Money, therefore:
Woman = Time x Money

Step 2. "Time is money", so:
Time = Money

Step 3. Therefore:
Woman = Money x Money, or Woman = (Money)2

Step 4. "Money is the root of all problems."
Money = Problems

Step 5. Therefore:
Woman = Problems

 

[Motley Doo]

Actually....it's (2*Problems)

 

[codyj86]

Actually, it's
Women = Problems x Problems or
Women = Problems(squared)

-the recently divorced

 

[POLZIN]

Actually, it's
Women = Problems x Problems or
Women = Problems(squared)

QUOTE]

-the recently divorced = / problems = more problems than ever + new girl ==OH F@@K I give up![/

 

[Rmk900rider]

Thats smart math there

 

[94fordguy]

I knew there was a reason I was still single...