Marriage

[RickAstley]

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.


A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

 

[snowbunny chaser]

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.


A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

Any yet another good one! maybe there is hope for you, ya little weirdo you!

 

[RickAstley]

You know you're listening to my album right now. Don't be afraid to admit it.

 

[ruffryder]

Married, or as I like to call it, "Pre-divorced"

They say that 50% of marriages end in divorce. That isn't surprising. What is surprising, is that 50% of the marriages end in more marriage.

It is said that woman live longer then men. That is because woman are natures perfect killing machine.

They say that married people live longer. It isn't because they are healthier, it is because you are waiting for the other person to die..

Micheal Ian Black

I murdered it, but it is close..

 

[snowbunny chaser]

You know you're listening to my album right now. Don't be afraid to admit it.

serously! what is the obsession with this Rick guy? he had one hit that evryone knows, but that still doesn't make it a good song.there are so many other people that you could pretend to be!

 

[NorthMNSledder]

serously! what is the obsession with this Rick guy? he had one hit that evryone knows, but that still doesn't make it a good song.there are so many other people that you could pretend to be!

I had to Google the name as I had no idea who or what a Rick Astley was.

 

[Abominable]

The Rick Roll'd is likely the reason he chose the name.
Obnoxious, unwanted, and hard to get rid of - are those the qualities you were thinking of when you chose that name for your alter?

 

[POLZIN]

The Rick Roll'd is likely the reason he chose the name.
Obnoxious, unwanted, and hard to get rid of - are those the qualities you were thinking of when you chose that name for your alter?

If youve never been rick rolled you NEED to click the link it will change your life