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3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was
shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and
said, "You did this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would

care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your *** but you said, "It'll be too painful."

4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for
my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why, she said, "Because I am trying to examine you."

5. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she
looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies". So I

turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her a_ _, pulled it out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. She was pissed. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
 
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