Q: How do you get 12 frat guys from U of MT in a Volkswagon?
A: Toss in a bong.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Toss in a bar of soap.
A: Toss in a bong.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Toss in a bar of soap.
It's GRIZ/cat week kids!!!!
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Q: How many Griz students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, and they get four credits.
A: One, and they get four credits.
Did you hear that the University of Montana library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet.
It was reported that the U of MT Coach Bobby Hauck will only be dressing 20 players for the Cat-Griz game ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a University of Montana graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
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A Montana Griz fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my azz"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Montana library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
A Grizzly student was sitting at a table reading the newspaper, The headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Last one - eat shiatt grizzlies go Cats go!
Once upon a time, there was a season when neither MSU nor U of MT made it to the playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the teams figured there should be some sort of competition anyway. So they got together and decided on a week-long ice-fishing competition. On the first day, MSU caught 100 fish and U of MT caught none. On the second day, MSU had caught 200 fish and U of MT still had zero. U of MT coach Bobby Hauk, suspecting cheating, dressed one of his players in blue and gold and sent him to the MSU camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day, the player came back with a report.
"Are they cheating?" asked the coach.
"They sure are," the player said. "They're cutting holes in the ice!"
Once upon a time, there was a season when neither MSU nor U of MT made it to the playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the teams figured there should be some sort of competition anyway. So they got together and decided on a week-long ice-fishing competition. On the first day, MSU caught 100 fish and U of MT caught none. On the second day, MSU had caught 200 fish and U of MT still had zero. U of MT coach Bobby Hauk, suspecting cheating, dressed one of his players in blue and gold and sent him to the MSU camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day, the player came back with a report.
"Are they cheating?" asked the coach.
"They sure are," the player said. "They're cutting holes in the ice!"
I was waiting for you to post. 
BIG BEARS ARE DANGEROUS...but a little puccy never hurt anyone...
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad coaches football for the Montana State Bobcats and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad coaches football for the Montana State Bobcats and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
Did you here?
The no good MSU Boobcat fans were sneaking up to the Griz practice field and throwing sticks of dynamite at our football team.
The Grizzlies, in retaliation, lit the sticks and threw 'em back!!!
The no good MSU Boobcat fans were sneaking up to the Griz practice field and throwing sticks of dynamite at our football team.
The Grizzlies, in retaliation, lit the sticks and threw 'em back!!!
Q: How do MSU football players kids learn how to count?
A: 0 and 1, 0 and 2, 0 and 3 ...
A: 0 and 1, 0 and 2, 0 and 3 ...
If you have a car containing a Bobcat wide receiver, linebacker, and defensive back, who is driving the car?
A cop
What do you get when you drive slow through Bozeman?
A degree from the Montana State University
Why did they cancel the Montana State University Christmas party?
They could not find three wise men or a virgin
What are the toughest 6 years in a Bobcat's life?
3rd grade
What does a Bozeman grad say to a Missoula grad?
Would you like fries with that?
What is the only sign of intelligent life in Bozeman?
Missoula 201 Miles
A cop
What do you get when you drive slow through Bozeman?
A degree from the Montana State University
Why did they cancel the Montana State University Christmas party?
They could not find three wise men or a virgin
What are the toughest 6 years in a Bobcat's life?
3rd grade
What does a Bozeman grad say to a Missoula grad?
Would you like fries with that?
What is the only sign of intelligent life in Bozeman?
Missoula 201 Miles
...cause that's all it takes.
You owe me a new screen and a mtn dew. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's a pic of the bobcats mascot after eating too many of those pregame meals
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