invest in beer.

[coyoteman]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.







If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.







If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.







But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for a refund, you will have received $214.00.







Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average,



Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

[SAWYER]

Damn! If I only recycled

 

[Interceptor]

using rough numbers... isnt the deposit 5 cents a can? So if the deposit is 20% of the purchase price ($200 out of $1000) then you are getting beer for .25 per can? Thats like $6.00 for a 24 pack!
Sweet deal....

lol - sorry, still a funny concept - and I invest in both

 

[Skinner]

If thats the case I should be a millionaire

 

[ericbigbore]

So does that mean my beer gut is an investment?

 

[H2SNOW]

I already know ............you pricks gotta start recyclin man ,...LMAO

 

[H2SNOW]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.







If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.







If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.







But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for a refund, you will have received $214.00.







Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average,



Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

22 gallons ??????????? thats not accurate at all lol fawk ...I do that a month

 

[Burndown1]

I am going to Pacific hide and guts with my cans today, collect duh bucks, put duh cash in my safe. I like that 401-keg.