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If I were elected president, I would.....

There sure is a lot of Obama/Mccain stuff on here. Mostly complaining (I'm guilty of this). So what I want to know is what would you do?

My answer to my own question

1) Work on a reasonable war exit strategy. The war, in my opinion, is the biggest problem in the USA.

2) Work toward not spending money. I really dont like buying bullets or paying someone who isnt working.

3) Try to keep the govt out of the way of capitalism. Why must they screw with it if we're a capitalist society? Income tax law is a good example of this.

4) Divert funds from the "war on drugs" to rehab and education.

5) Create a reasonable immigration process. (dare I utter the word amnesty?) I've been in construction for years, that probably explains this opinion. If you think we don't need the illegals, you are dead wrong.

6) Allow snowmobiles in wilderness areas. Of course we'll all say this. :D

Thats all I can think of right now. Dont argue with me, just share what you'd do.
 
Good opinions of things to change.

For me I think the welfare system needs to be overhauled. It in my mind is a money pit in a half. If we made the people that are able to work that are on welfare do something to earn theirs checks ie. Clean parks, pick up trash, mow the city parks, shovel snow in the winter. It would do 2 things they would realize either they can work for the gov and not pick up a free check or they can go out and try and get a real job and pick up a check. Either way they are starting to contribute to our society instead of being a parasite on it.
 
Hard time for armed crime for one. Start carrying some of the death row sentences. Allow spanking back in school, start correcting the little brats early......as in the past.
 
1-Catagorize the inmates in prisons according to their crimes
2-Install an incinerator at the prisons
3-Have regularly sheduled burnings of the "worst of the worst" prisoners
4-Make sure the rancid smell of the burning flesh lingers within the prison cells for days

I have a hunch this may be an actual deterant to crime & a possible incentive to get on the fast track of rehabilitation.
 
1-Catagorize the inmates in prisons according to their crimes
2-Install an incinerator at the prisons
3-Have regularly sheduled burnings of the "worst of the worst" prisoners
4-Make sure the rancid smell of the burning flesh lingers within the prison cells for days

I have a hunch this may be an actual deterant to crime & a possible incentive to get on the fast track of rehabilitation.

good start :beer;
 
1-Catagorize the inmates in prisons according to their crimes
2-Install an incinerator at the prisons
3-Have regularly sheduled burnings of the "worst of the worst" prisoners
4-Make sure the rancid smell of the burning flesh lingers within the prison cells for days

I have a hunch this may be an actual deterant to crime & a possible incentive to get on the fast track of rehabilitation.

That would be a great start! Its time the criminals where punished instead of the taxpayers
 
1-Catagorize the inmates in prisons according to their crimes
2-Install an incinerator at the prisons
3-Have regularly sheduled burnings of the "worst of the worst" prisoners
4-Make sure the rancid smell of the burning flesh lingers within the prison cells for days

I have a hunch this may be an actual deterant to crime & a possible incentive to get on the fast track of rehabilitation.

Sounds like your gettin soft now. That would be a good start.
 
1. Spending Reform; Hold the government accountable for spending our tax dollars on pork barrel projects and other wastes of our tax dollars.

2. Take care of our citizens at home in this country before giving aid to other areas of the world.

3. In reference to #1 & #2. Reform wellfare to make people accountable for the dollars they are getting, this way those truly in need can be helped, but try to make the system so it is not abused.

4. Term Limits!! Eliminate career politicians. Our founding fathers founded the government on the fact that every person should be able to serve and represent their country and then go back to their profession.

5. The Iraq war should be funded by the Iraq Government. If they do not want to pay, then pull out and let them be ruled by some other insane dictator. This goes for Saudi Arabia as well, as far as I am concerned Saudi Arabia should be giving us free oil for stopping Saddam...If it wasn't for us both Kuwait and Saudi Arabia would have ended up being part of Iraq.

6. This is supposed to be a capitalist country, not a socialist one. Limit government intervention into our personal and professional lives. What business does Congress have investigating oil companies or baseball players for steroids? For a productive economy that runs fairly by supply and demand we need less government intervention.

7. Reform the court systems nation wide. I do believe in the protection of the innocent and no innocent person should ever be incarcerated. On the other hand, the criminals have more rights than the victims. It is absolutely ridiculous how attorneys have messed up the rights of the innocent for the protection of criminals. Make sentences and punishments that will acually deter someone from wanting to break the law.

8. Political Correctness and Affirmative Action have gone way to far. It is simple, treat everyone fairly and equally.

9. Taxes.......We are being taxed to death. A national sales tax could work, it would make the government dependent on our economy and eliminate the income tax. If I don't have the money to buy something then I don't buy it. If the federal government doesn't have the money, it still buys it and then raises our taxes. The IRS could then police the government, not the countrys citizens.

10. We have the most powerful military in the world. Countries are free because of our military. This country bends over now days, and takes it up the rear. The American dollar is weak, because our government allows it to become weak. We need to tell these free loaders how it will be, if they don't like it, tough sh!t.........

Ten things I would do if elected President..........I can think of several more.:beer;
 
1. Spending Reform; Hold the government accountable for spending our tax dollars on pork barrel projects and other wastes of our tax dollars.

2. Take care of our citizens at home in this country before giving aid to other areas of the world.

3. In reference to #1 & #2. Reform wellfare to make people accountable for the dollars they are getting, this way those truly in need can be helped, but try to make the system so it is not abused.

4. Term Limits!! Eliminate career politicians. Our founding fathers founded the government on the fact that every person should be able to serve and represent their country and then go back to their profession.

5. The Iraq war should be funded by the Iraq Government. If they do not want to pay, then pull out and let them be ruled by some other insane dictator. This goes for Saudi Arabia as well, as far as I am concerned Saudi Arabia should be giving us free oil for stopping Saddam...If it wasn't for us both Kuwait and Saudi Arabia would have ended up being part of Iraq.

6. This is supposed to be a capitalist country, not a socialist one. Limit government intervention into our personal and professional lives. What business does Congress have investigating oil companies or baseball players for steroids? For a productive economy that runs fairly by supply and demand we need less government intervention.

7. Reform the court systems nation wide. I do believe in the protection of the innocent and no innocent person should ever be incarcerated. On the other hand, the criminals have more rights than the victims. It is absolutely ridiculous how attorneys have messed up the rights of the innocent for the protection of criminals. Make sentences and punishments that will acually deter someone from wanting to break the law.

8. Political Correctness and Affirmative Action have gone way to far. It is simple, treat everyone fairly and equally.

9. Taxes.......We are being taxed to death. A national sales tax could work, it would make the government dependent on our economy and eliminate the income tax. If I don't have the money to buy something then I don't buy it. If the federal government doesn't have the money, it still buys it and then raises our taxes. The IRS could then police the government, not the countrys citizens.

10. We have the most powerful military in the world. Countries are free because of our military. This country bends over now days, and takes it up the rear. The American dollar is weak, because our government allows it to become weak. We need to tell these free loaders how it will be, if they don't like it, tough sh!t.........

Ten things I would do if elected President..........I can think of several more.:beer;

SOMEBODY IS TAKING THIS A LITTLE TO SERIOUS!!!!:beer;
Who cares you ain't going to be so stop dreaming!LMAO
 
SOMEBODY IS TAKING THIS A LITTLE TO SERIOUS!!!!:beer;
Who cares you ain't going to be so stop dreaming!LMAO

I was making a post about the subject of the thread. Maybe if more people took things a little more serious then there wouldn't be the problems that everyone b!thes about. That would interfere with everyones "me time" I guess.......no wonder why the worlds going to sh!t.
 
As president, you really can't do much, that the Senate can't overrule. But...

The Federal Government could only collect sales taxes from businesses, abolish the IRS. States could only collect income tax. Cities could only collect property taxes.

Remove the influence of lawyers from the legal process. Make it so that binding arbitration is preferential. Have 5 percent of the judges kicked off the bench every year, by their peers. To be replaced with fresh ones. Make it so that people have an incentive to butt out of other people's business.

Capture big shipments of illegal drugs (the hard stuff), poison it, and release it back on the streets, with a clear warning.

Private property rights, you can shoot criminals after dark.

If your on welfare, you have no right to vote.

Mandate weapons training in high schools.

House of representatives elected by popular vote. Senators elected by state government. Term limits of 12 years.
 
1. Spending Reform; Hold the government accountable for spending our tax dollars on pork barrel projects and other wastes of our tax dollars.

2. Take care of our citizens at home in this country before giving aid to other areas of the world.

3. In reference to #1 & #2. Reform wellfare to make people accountable for the dollars they are getting, this way those truly in need can be helped, but try to make the system so it is not abused.

4. Term Limits!! Eliminate career politicians. Our founding fathers founded the government on the fact that every person should be able to serve and represent their country and then go back to their profession.

5. The Iraq war should be funded by the Iraq Government. If they do not want to pay, then pull out and let them be ruled by some other insane dictator. This goes for Saudi Arabia as well, as far as I am concerned Saudi Arabia should be giving us free oil for stopping Saddam...If it wasn't for us both Kuwait and Saudi Arabia would have ended up being part of Iraq.

6. This is supposed to be a capitalist country, not a socialist one. Limit government intervention into our personal and professional lives. What business does Congress have investigating oil companies or baseball players for steroids? For a productive economy that runs fairly by supply and demand we need less government intervention.

7. Reform the court systems nation wide. I do believe in the protection of the innocent and no innocent person should ever be incarcerated. On the other hand, the criminals have more rights than the victims. It is absolutely ridiculous how attorneys have messed up the rights of the innocent for the protection of criminals. Make sentences and punishments that will acually deter someone from wanting to break the law.

8. Political Correctness and Affirmative Action have gone way to far. It is simple, treat everyone fairly and equally.

9. Taxes.......We are being taxed to death. A national sales tax could work, it would make the government dependent on our economy and eliminate the income tax. If I don't have the money to buy something then I don't buy it. If the federal government doesn't have the money, it still buys it and then raises our taxes. The IRS could then police the government, not the countrys citizens.

10. We have the most powerful military in the world. Countries are free because of our military. This country bends over now days, and takes it up the rear. The American dollar is weak, because our government allows it to become weak. We need to tell these free loaders how it will be, if they don't like it, tough sh!t.........

Ten things I would do if elected President..........I can think of several more.:beer;

here here...:wine: :D
 
If I was president I would have a "national beat the holy living chit out of Al Gore day"
 
As president, you really can't do much, that the Senate can't overrule. -damn but Wade is good.

Course I like Sawyers idea too!!

Me, I'd go for getting those illegals who are working signed right up for citizenship and get money from them.

Legalize drugs, junkies will always be junkies and worthless, but come on, think fo the tax the government could collect on drug dealers and all that cash they make. Not that I like drugs.

And as I said early, I would have an open office for folks to stop by and talk over a beer or stiff drink.
 
Private property rights - You own the land, but the government tells me what to do with it. Hell anymore even firing a warning shot is a crime. If someone breaks into my house and i shoot them, there will be no criminal charges. Complete bull****

Middle East - Either do the job right or don't do it at all. We are pretty much sitting ducks over there, either let the troops hunt some mutha fockers down or bring em home. None of this sitting and waiting and politcally correct BS. It's war and it's gona get messy.

Wilderness - Sleds, ATvs, etc can go anywhere that is open to the public for any activities.

Crime - Well crime pays right now, so lets make if not pay. You get ONE freebie(minus A-B felonies) and then your done. And none of this life in prison BS, 5 years then buh bye. Child rapist, molestors, murders, etc all get a public hanging. This might send a message to future criminals.

Welfare - LOL, **** em. You get 12 months every 5 years, if you are able to work you WILL work or your not gona get money. Sure, people may suffer, eventualy they will turn to crime and then we will lock them up or shoot them so it all works out.
Oh and before i forget, if your on welfare and your pregnate, your baby will be aborted forcefully. I don't want to here this argument, it just gives people more incentive to be lazy and have kids for a living, cause they'll get more money.
If you don't want to work, don't ask for handouts and we'll be cool.

Guns - Lift restrictions currently in place on firearms. In my state you have to 'have a reason' to get a consealed weapons permit. Just because you want one isn't good enough. BULLCHIT

OIL - Drill baby, DRILL. We can create thousands and thousands of jobs drilling in our own country. Tell OPEC to pound sand and drop a nuke over there just for chits and giggles. We got plenty of oil, and in the meantime we can keep pushing alternate energy forward, but lets use what we got.

Taking responsibility - It's not the tax payers fault your dumbazz moved into a flood plain and didn't buy insurance. Don't cry that you lost everything. You had the chance. I say the government offers a ONE TIME ONLY buyout of people in any type of flood plain. After that your on your own, no more of this feeling sorry for you. When i was house hunting a few places i looked at where in a flood plain and i instantly wanted nothing to do with them. It's just common sence. Same with new orleans, DUHHHH!!!!!!!

Health care - Your on your own, it's not the governments job to make sure you get a bandaide for your boo boo. Why do you think healthcare is so friggin high anyways, uh DUHH we gotta pay for all the morons that free ride the system, don't for a minute think the hospitals just take it up the azz when someone can't pay.

There i'm sure all the leftys will love my administration while im in office. Hell i might even have a beer tax holiday so everyone can crack a cold one with the president.

And during my second term were going to work on getting rid of stupid people. Still have to work out the details on that though...
 
Private property rights - You own the land, but the government tells me what to do with it. Hell anymore even firing a warning shot is a crime. If someone breaks into my house and i shoot them, there will be no criminal charges. Complete bull****

Middle East - Either do the job right or don't do it at all. We are pretty much sitting ducks over there, either let the troops hunt some mutha fockers down or bring em home. None of this sitting and waiting and politcally correct BS. It's war and it's gona get messy.

Wilderness - Sleds, ATvs, etc can go anywhere that is open to the public for any activities.

Crime - Well crime pays right now, so lets make if not pay. You get ONE freebie(minus A-B felonies) and then your done. And none of this life in prison BS, 5 years then buh bye. Child rapist, molestors, murders, etc all get a public hanging. This might send a message to future criminals.

Welfare - LOL, **** em. You get 12 months every 5 years, if you are able to work you WILL work or your not gona get money. Sure, people may suffer, eventualy they will turn to crime and then we will lock them up or shoot them so it all works out.
Oh and before i forget, if your on welfare and your pregnate, your baby will be aborted forcefully. I don't want to here this argument, it just gives people more incentive to be lazy and have kids for a living, cause they'll get more money.
If you don't want to work, don't ask for handouts and we'll be cool.

Guns - Lift restrictions currently in place on firearms. In my state you have to 'have a reason' to get a consealed weapons permit. Just because you want one isn't good enough. BULLCHIT

OIL - Drill baby, DRILL. We can create thousands and thousands of jobs drilling in our own country. Tell OPEC to pound sand and drop a nuke over there just for chits and giggles. We got plenty of oil, and in the meantime we can keep pushing alternate energy forward, but lets use what we got.

Taking responsibility - It's not the tax payers fault your dumbazz moved into a flood plain and didn't buy insurance. Don't cry that you lost everything. You had the chance. I say the government offers a ONE TIME ONLY buyout of people in any type of flood plain. After that your on your own, no more of this feeling sorry for you. When i was house hunting a few places i looked at where in a flood plain and i instantly wanted nothing to do with them. It's just common sence. Same with new orleans, DUHHHH!!!!!!!

Health care - Your on your own, it's not the governments job to make sure you get a bandaide for your boo boo. Why do you think healthcare is so friggin high anyways, uh DUHH we gotta pay for all the morons that free ride the system, don't for a minute think the hospitals just take it up the azz when someone can't pay.

There i'm sure all the leftys will love my administration while im in office. Hell i might even have a beer tax holiday so everyone can crack a cold one with the president.

And during my second term were going to work on getting rid of stupid people. Still have to work out the details on that though...

sounds good! lets just skip to the second term and the rest will take care of itself.
 
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