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IF I WERE A COP.....

if I were a cop I would kick my own *** for being a cop !

I agree on the bikers too.

another thing that really pisses me off is unlicencsed unregistared backhoes ,etc on the road which doesnt bother me until I get a ticket for riding my ATV on the shoulder of a dirt road and the dam thing is registered.WTF IS THAT?
 
if I were a cop I would kick my own *** for being a cop !

I agree on the bikers too.

another thing that really pisses me off is unlicencsed unregistared backhoes ,etc on the road which doesnt bother me until I get a ticket for riding my ATV on the shoulder of a dirt road and the dam thing is registered.WTF IS THAT?


HAHA Are you really a cop?

Cant you pull them over for taking up half the road, not going the speed limit or blowing stop signs and just being idiots?
 
So to continue this biker form... A few days ago there was some big biking fest. They come from the other side cops are directing traffic, not a big deal to me as long as they are not in the road.

So I am driving to work and see a bunch of bikers sitting in a field also no big deal just stay the hell out of my way. Driving down the hwy and there are two cars infront of me also no big deal. All of a sudden we slow way down and I kinda move off to the side to see whats going on And guess what I see!!! About 10 bikers hogging two lanes!!!!!! I wanted to run those morons over so bad. Now if any of you have been to Leavenworth WA then you know there are three lanes and the center is to turn left... They hogged two freaking lanes and it was so fing stupid.

So since they have the same rights as cars do does that mean me and my buddies can drive side by side threw town and not get a ticket? Does that mean we can run stop lights and signs and not get a ticket?
 
My favorite is when you FINALLY get around some bicycle hogging the lane, then come to a red light and the idiot cruises all the way to the front of the line...usually between lanes of cars, then the whole line of cars is AGAIN stuck behind the idiot on the bicycle.
Around here we have ALOT of tree huggers that think they are saving the world by either riding a bicycle, bus or train...all of which slow down traffic, cause traffic jams and make for a longer commute and more fuel.
Time it right and you can get cought at the intersection when the commuter train with 12 people on board cruises through town, holding up about 80 cars in either direction....Yep, that's really helping things. :face-icon-small-dis
 
Its fing common sense. And unfortunately alot if people these days don't have any.
 
Ok, I ride a bike, mostly on rural roads and to work, the only time I take the lane is when there is too much oncoming traffic for the overtaking car to move over the center line and the lane I'm in is too narrow for the car to pass me safely, I have only done this a couple times in the last 15 years. I will also take a lane when I look down and see that I'm going over the posted speed limit.

Here's the problem, unlike snowmobiles where there are only a few that make all of us look bad, most road bike riders are left wing tree hugging arrogant idiots. That's why I ride alone.
 
Ok, I ride a bike, mostly on rural roads and to work, the only time I take the lane is when there is too much oncoming traffic for the overtaking car to move over the center line and the lane I'm in is too narrow for the car to pass me safely, I have only done this a couple times in the last 15 years. I will also take a lane when I look down and see that I'm going over the posted speed limit.

Here's the problem, unlike snowmobiles where there are only a few that make all of us look bad, most road bike riders are left wing tree hugging arrogant idiots. That's why I ride alone.

See here is the thing. At least you have the common since to look around and notice whats going on. Now If you were to say I always ride in the middle of the road I could start a really long argument. But you know what the dangers are of riding a bike even by the road.

Most and not all but most bikers dont even notice whats going on around them or they just dont care. Now when your on a bike and cut off a truck without even looking your about the most arrogant stupid person in the world. You pretty much gambled with death right there.
 
Im down in Oregon and a bunch of bikers are missing and there bikes are trashed or something.... Wonder what happened
 
i live in misoula which is a HUGE liberal leaf licking community....and there are tons of bikers in this town.....and i hate every F*&(&^^ one of them! they designate special bike lanes which take away from parking and they still ride right on the edge of the road almost in their "bike lane". for those *******s, i just turn up the chip and give them a mouth full of black smoke when i roll by :D my friend just bought a train horn that puts aout 160db just for those idiots and it works great for getting them out of the road! they also love to run red lights...all they do is hop in the sidewalk and run across on the ped. xing and play that card....if your gunna be on the road, obey the same rules. get the **** off the road bikers, HE HAS MORE LUG NUTS HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY!!!!!!!
 
i live in misoula which is a HUGE liberal leaf licking community....and there are tons of bikers in this town.....and i hate every F*&(&^^ one of them! they designate special bike lanes which take away from parking and they still ride right on the edge of the road almost in their "bike lane". for those *******s, i just turn up the chip and give them a mouth full of black smoke when i roll by :D my friend just bought a train horn that puts aout 160db just for those idiots and it works great for getting them out of the road! they also love to run red lights...all they do is hop in the sidewalk and run across on the ped. xing and play that card....if your gunna be on the road, obey the same rules. get the **** off the road bikers, HE HAS MORE LUG NUTS HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY!!!!!!!

Not all people that ride bikes are greenies (but most are). Bike lanes are a total waste of money, they are so full of sharp rocks and other road junk no one wants to ride in them.
 
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DID YOU SEE THIS GUY LICKING LEAFS?
 
Hahaha, I knew before I opened this thread it was going to be started by someone from WA!
As a new resident here, this is the only fvkcing state with more bunny huggers than CO (where I moved from and also a large contingent of the respondents here....).
Almost mowed downa whole slew of 'em with my realtor first week I was here.
COme over a hill on a 2 lane and a couple bike riders in th pack (bike race) eat sh!t and about a dozen of them swerve into oncoming traffic!
I swear if my overpaid underowrked realtor's bimmer didn'thave such good brakes, we'd have taken out a half dozen of them!
Month ago cruising down Kent Blk Diamond Rd, coming up on a single bike rider going the same direction. He suddenly pull into the middle of the lane (after I see him check his mirror and see my big black diesel with the mirrors flipped out coming up) and he stays there!
I slow down nice and slow as not to create any dangerous situation and wait until it's safe to pass him. As I go around him, accidently hit 5th instead of 4th gear!
WOOOPS! Crazy Larry strikes again! Fawker probably got emphysima from that cloud!
 
enforce the laws

the real problem is.... law ENFORCEMENT. i would like to see our state troopers out there doing thier job! oh yes they're at the thorp exit at the end of the month setting up thier speed trap. but i'm talking about stopping this road rage. the bicycle riders have the same mentality as the c.c. skiers, no this road or trail was not built just for you. have some respect for the other person, JACK WAGON. other problems that really upset me are, people that travel in the passing lane WHILE TALKING ON THIER WIRELESS DEVICE. both of these are against the law, which is not being enforced. signs are posted KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS,this applies to everyone.it's illegal to pass on the right also. i stay off of the interstate and travel the secondary roads as much as possible (yakima canyon road) this is when i have to deal with the bicyclists. i have a bicycle that i ride once in a while, but i ride trails, you won't see me on the street ,just too dangerous with the distracted drivers (CELL PHONES) and yes my parents taught me to look both ways before crossing the road, pedestrians don't have the right of way when they're laying in the road dead. A LAW IS NOT A LAW UNTIL IT'S ENFORCED!!! DO YOUR JOB,THAT'S WHAT WE PAY YOU FOR.TO PROTECT AND SERVE.
 
If Bicyclists have the right to ride on the road they need to have a license plate

and register their vehicle, and help pay road taxes - otherwise get the phuk off the road. they are very dangerous
 
I want to join the ME generation. It is all about me. ME ME ME. Why dont you ALL get the F out of my way I hate all those cars and trucks that just get in my way and slow me down all the time when i am driving.

Contrary to what your mom told you growing up the world doesnt revolve around you. Please share the road. My life hangs in the balance
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real accident during an organized bike race in Mexico. Its not a joke
 
I was behind a bike this morning on the way to work... he was riding smack in the middle of the right hand traffic lane , not even close to the edge... and here's the thing, THERE WAS A DESIGNATED BIKE LANE 5 FT AWAY on this stretch of road!!! I just wanted to get right next to him and push him into his proper lane.:rolleyes:
 
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