Reminds me of a funny hunting story... Two years ago, my hunting partner and I were driving back to town after a long morning bow hunting elk. Tired as heck and driving down a logging road thick with timber on both sides. I happen to catch a glimpse of a big animal head sticking out of the timber as I drive by and tell my buddy I think I just saw a cow sticking her head out of the woods back there. So we stop and get out to look back, and see nothing. We start the montana sneak back up the road, he's got his bow drawn ready to shoot this "cow". Out jumps this fricken llama right next to us and scares the crap out of both of us!!! We were laughing so fricken hard. Out in the middle of nowhere and here's a damn llama bluff charging us.
Reminds me of the old joke about the Texan/New Yorker/Californian arguing with the rancher over who's elk it was. After much screaming and shouting the rancher finally relents saying "OK, OK, it's YOUR elk, but do you mind if I pull MY saddle off him first?"