How to tell real boobs from fake ones!

[Himark]

Nothing bad here so dont worry bout opening at work.
http://www.break.com/index/how-to-tell-real-boobs-from-fake-ones.html

 

[Calvin42]

I've always said if you can touch'em they're real. LOL

 

[GYP M-80]

I've always said if you can touch'em they're real. LOL

agreed

 

[Sidehiller]

How do you tell real boobs from fake ones?

That's like asking "Whats the best way to make a woman reach orgasm?"

Same answer - Who gives a sh!t?

 

[Rob1334]

If they are real enough to touch, who cares?

 

[ruffryder]

I kind of wish they would have sent a coloring book along with that lesson.

----- Gimpster -----

Been that long, eh?

 

[Gimpster]

Been that long, eh?

Since November, LOL

----- Gimpster -----

 

[80digdeep]

i agree with sidehiller you are a wise man thats good chit rite there.

 

[maddog21]

when you go to swimming pool... the fake boob dont float.. real boobs does float. i seen it from MANswer on tv.. lol

 

[triple]

I'll have to perform my lip smackin' test before I can pass judgement.

I guess the more important question here is ...........

Who Cares? As long as they're showin'.

 

[Bkinz]

I'll have to perform my lip smackin' test before I can pass judgement.

I guess the more important question here is ...........

Who Cares? As long as they're showin'.

LMAO true that!

 

[shwee]

when you go to swimming pool... the fake boob dont float.. real boobs does float. i seen it from MANswer on tv.. lol

MANswers is freaking hysterical. Love it.

 

[Boondock]

lol Nice post and pretty funny!

 

[Boondock]

MANswers is freaking hysterical. Love it.

Yep love that show!

 

[2001rmk700]

lol i always wondered about that hahaha

 

[blue fluff]

First of all 36MMM and 20 lbs each, what woman in their right mind would want to add 40 lbs to her frame?

Second, I tested the ten inch theory - yup, 10 inches alright.

Shwee, I'll have to use that Manswers thing in the future

 

[shwee]

First of all 36MMM and 20 lbs each, what woman in their right mind would want to add 40 lbs to her frame?

Second, I tested the ten inch theory - yup, 10 inches alright.

Shwee, I'll have to use that Manswers thing in the future

LMAO! The thought of 40 lbs of boobs makes my back ache.

 

[GYP M-80]

if I had a dime for every fake boob Ive felt... well I wouldnt be any richer.. Im just sayin.. i dont care if they are fake and feel real or real and feel fake.. there boobs!

 

[blue fluff]

if I had a dime for every fake boob Ive felt... well I wouldnt be any richer.. Im just sayin.. i dont care if they are fake and feel real or real and feel fake.. there boobs!

That sounds like the general consensus. Somehow I believe that fake hair color and fake fingernails don't fall into the same category.

What about collagen lips?

Too bad I couldn't combine the discussion under the Chinese Hookers thread.

 

[Himark]

Second, I tested the ten inch theory - yup, 10 inches

LMAO...so I am sure your significant other HAD to look at you funny when you came after her with a tape and said "hold still I saw this on Snowest"