How many is alot ?

[WannaB]

Buy her a vibrator, replacing batteries are cheaper than having the phone on vibrate for all those incoming calls...Trust me I know, went thru the same thing...Tough love brother thats all they deserve...

 

[JohnnyQuestUtah]

His Needs-Her Needs

There is a great marriage book called "Her needs/ His needs". its a good read, and should help you understand why she was on the phone so much.

peace-

johnny


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[POLZIN]

There is a great marriage book called "Her needs/ His needs". its a good read, and should help you understand why she was on the phone so much.

peace-

johnny


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I think i'll skip that one and read "Divorce for dummies " or how to kill your wife in five easy steps!

 

[Long Gone]

I am an outside salesman and use my phone ALOT... or so I thought. I used 35500 minutes since I received this phone in Aug of 07.

I think you are justified in saying that she is on the phone ALOT!!!

 

[JohnnyQuestUtah]

I think i'll skip that one and read "Divorce for dummies " or how to kill your wife in five easy steps!

That's a gooder.......

But if there are kids involved, you will end up "Divorced TOO her"

not divorced FROM her...


Get the book.

peace out,

johnny


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[Ex-Member]

never owned a cell phone, never will.

I don't get it. Why does everyone have to be in constant contact with people all the time?

Pressing any button besides the green one or the middle button (that leaves about 30 keys) will silence the call. Either the top or bottom one on my old one would silence it and send it to voicemail. Holding the red one for a second or two will turn the phone off. No ring-ring, no anything. Just straight to voicemail. Unknown number? No CID? I probably don't want to talk to you anyways. You can leave a voicemail, which I may or may not return.

A cell is cheaper than a land line. Duh. Do the math

Yep, $15/mo for more minutes than i'll ever use... plus the mobility that the number goes wherever I go (I've moved a few times in the past year, phone number being one less headache to deal with).

I think the thing I hate most about them is the line between when is and is not an appropriate time to be using it. Restaurants, bathrooms (ooh, i have a good story about that), in the car (texting especially)... and what really gets me... is when you're interfacing with someone else in real life. Ordering a meal? HANG THE FCUK UP.

Bathroom story time.... The building our company was in before we moved was shared with a homebuilder in the area. There was a title co and a lender in the same building, as well as the dog-and-pony shows the homebuilder would put on to show off their new designs. We always had the "important" folk in and out of there... bankers, investors, etc. On their cellphone the whole damn day, acting like they're the most important person on the planet.
So I had chinese food the night before. When I eat the egg roll, I regret it the next day. Well, I ate the egg roll.
Walk into the bathroom about an hour after I got to the office. Quick look around reveals the handicrapper's occupied, leaving one other crapper and two empty urinals. The latter two are obviously out of the question, so I went into the stall and shut the door. I hear a tiny voice, then the guy in the handicrapper.... he's talking on the phone. I drop my pants, sit down and unleash egg roll fury on the throne. Gas pockets between chunks, liquid, splatter... you name it. Echoes off the wall. Then silence. Voice on the other end of the phone: "Honey?" ".....I'll call you back." *Beep*
He got out of there pretty quick, and I'm still laughing about that day.

 

[shwee]

I use mine around 300-400 minutes a month.

It's nice to have a cell phone in case there's an emergency. I wouldn't want to be stuck in a ditch when it's 50 below.