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Clarke673
Somewhere between too dumb to quit and flat earth
Exactly, it's all about quanity, not quality.
It's the american way!
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Exactly, it's all about quanity, not quality.
Best thread of the season right here!
FTW! Bang as many skanks as possible!
I'm speaking for 95% of the guys on here.
Our late teens early 20's we plugged any wet hole we could find.
We talk about it as if it was cool, but when you find a good one it's damned embarrassing trying to explain some of the encounters and downright pathetic if you try to lie about it.
You will find that you can get your candle waxed anytime you want as long as there's drunk women around, so try to be picky in your choices
Remember one thing....They all look way better at closing time than they do in the morning.
In fact, if they are hanging around at closing time, chances are they are not keepers.
You're way better off going home & mixing up a batch by hand.
Once again, be a kid & have fun!
Well first off I doubt my parents would approve. Second neither would my lady.... But I'll keep it in mind!
haha did you kiss her yet?
Does holding mittens count?
This is indeed a funny thread, but lets pull it back a notch... we're definitely pushing the line here on what's appropriate.
Thanks guys
Yes mr garrison....
Lol... I only asked for 1 notch back, lol... nothing wrong with some good entertainment around here, I'm enjoying reading all the funny posts lately, we just need to keep it PG for the younger ones
Like a chunky and lonely 14 year old sitting on his bunk bed, posting on SnoWest and waxing his carrot to a pic of iCarly?
Waxing his carrot?
I thought he was pulling his pork,
or
choking his chicken
or
roughing the passer
or
Like a chunky and lonely 14 year old sitting on his bunk bed, posting on SnoWest and waxing his carrot to a pic of iCarly?
I never went ugly early
He's a few years away from closing time still