Help a guy out

[PJ-Hunter]

You guys let your wives in the garage?

HA HA! That is my world. The minivan NEVER sees a roof unless it's in a parking garage!

Now, back to topic.
Tell her to shut it and make you a sammich!! You ever hear her when she's watching those gay azz love story movies on Lifetime? It's the same sh*t.

 

[Tim Healy]

PJ it takes a bigger man then me to fess up to haveing a mini-van is that what you pull your sled trailer with

 

[PJ-Hunter]

PJ it takes a bigger man then me to fess up to haveing a mini-van is that what you pull your sled trailer with

Nope! She has a minivan, I have a 500hp F250 SuperDuty that pulls my trailer and is faced with a 500 pound bumper that can bounce a full grown elk off with no damage at 65mph! Guess what sits in the garage when I'm not working on my sleds and bikes?

 

[deep_doo]

PJ it takes a bigger man then me to fess up to haveing a mini-van is that what you pull your sled trailer with

hey whats wrong with a mini van

 

[skidooboy]

because, it is cheaper than any therepy.... and it is alot cheaper and better for YOUR RELATIONSHIP than hookers and blow. and if she complains about the brapping, tell her, you could be chasin women, and doing drugs... would she rather you do that? LOL!

works for me. ski

 

[Dartos]

Holy crap is this thread funny.

I got to get a wife so I can have that much fun.

 

[coolm7cat]

tell her that your fumigating the garage for mice

 

[Tim Healy]

my favorite one to use when I still had a wife was when she look at me with that look of what in the F*&$ are you doing I would look disapointed and just say I always thought that rock bottom would have way more hookers and blow.

 

[Powderhound]

I just reminded her that it was no was worse than when she caught me practicing the Burandt cross jump over my seat last year in my garage

 

[spencer]

So what do you say when it is 11pm and your wife opens the door to the garage and you are standing on your sled a brapping the motor...

I was not working on the motor tonight. I was polishing and installing a gauge lifter.... I was just in the mood to hear my motor and smell a little 2 stroke. She looked at me like I was the biggest moron she had ever seen... I need some new excuses !!!! Help a brotha out

Your a sick man, did the same, my wife sent me to the Doctor. Doctor asked why I did not spend more time with the wife, I replied if she had a mountian bar on her forehead, her seat was proride and she smelled like two stroke smoke I would throttle her first.

 

[ItDoAble]

It could be worse.

Insert 'snowmobile' in the appropriate location ..

 

[sykosledhead]

I gotta agree with some.
If she wants to come into my man cave and bitch about what I'm doin, she better have a samich and a beer.
And if she wants some, dress appropriately wit that samich and beer and let me start the sleds up.
If she wants to talk, have a seat wit a samich and beer, I'll listen.

Otherwise I'll see ya later.

syko

Some live to screw, I screw to live. Beside winter is here, thats what summers' for.

 

[Rush44]

Am I the only one that closes the garage door when starting my sled over the summer?

 

[m8sandman]

i'd tell her to close the door i'm almost finished

 

[NapaMatt]

I missed my Nap today honey! Needed My Bed Time Story!!! I mean Smells!!!

 

[doowhite]

Nope! She has a minivan, I have a 500hp F250 SuperDuty that pulls my trailer and is faced with a 500 pound bumper that can bounce a full grown elk off with no damage at 65mph! Guess what sits in the garage when I'm not working on my sleds and bikes?

Hey Ralph,did you get that shock back yet? I sent it on the 26th. Just trying to get my money back so I can get the correct one. I've tried e-mailing you but no response.
Thanks.
Steve