Heinz 57 stain help
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I think the forum needs a audio sound track so Scott can have a drummer add a rimshot after each one liner. LOL.
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yardfarmer
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While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like a red rash around his you know what.
Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!" He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day.
"Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of it?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else."
Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to the doctor and tells him the pills didn't help.
So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved.
He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there! So he goes back to the doctor and asks,"What next?"
The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week and let me know.
"Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"
The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."
Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!" He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day.
"Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of it?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else."
Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to the doctor and tells him the pills didn't help.
So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved.
He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there! So he goes back to the doctor and asks,"What next?"
The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week and let me know.
"Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"
The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."
"Monica Lewinsky is hosting a new reality show for Fox starting next week. The show is called 'Mr. Personality,' where a woman will try to choose between 20 men who all have masks on and Monica Lewinsky offers dating advice. Well, who better to offer advice on choosing a guy without seeing his face than Monica Lewinsky." —Jay Leno
"Monica Lewinsky has agreed to host a new Fox reality show called 'Mr. Personality.' Lewinsky says that this way when people ask her what's the most degrading thing she's ever done, she'll have a new answer." —Tina Fey, on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
Oh man, look what a lack of snow has caused. LOL.
Scott, here ya go.
Rimshot wmv file you can copy.
Just hit the RED BUTTON
Honest! not one of those gotcha links.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Another one.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/bpjhvcfkqx--Rim-ShotCool-Sounds-Drums-
Have fun. "Badumm-Chingg"
Scott, here ya go.
Rimshot wmv file you can copy.
Just hit the RED BUTTON
Honest! not one of those gotcha links.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Another one.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/bpjhvcfkqx--Rim-ShotCool-Sounds-Drums-
Have fun. "Badumm-Chingg"
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"Monica Lewinsky has gained back all the weight she lost last year. I believe that's the cover story in Newsweek. In fact, she told reporters she was even considering having her jaw wired shut, but then, nah — she didn't want to give up her sex life." —Jay Leno
"It seems Monica Lewinsky is on the loose again, teaming up with HBO to do a documentary about her affair with Bill Clinton. It's not really a documentary. It will be more of an o r a l history." —Jay Leno
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
