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yardfarmer
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A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on Highway 2 for a nice evening
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 140 km/h, he suddenly saw red and blue flashing
lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to
himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160...
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in the world am I doing?"
he thought, and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license
without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day," said the
cop. "This is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel
like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 140 km/h, he suddenly saw red and blue flashing
lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to
himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160...
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in the world am I doing?"
he thought, and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license
without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day," said the
cop. "This is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel
like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
