Have you ever been guilty of looking
at someone your own age and thinking, surely I can't look
that old. Well,...you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting
room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS
diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy
with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding,
gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my
classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High School.
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat assed,
gray-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-***** asked,
'What did you teach???'
at someone your own age and thinking, surely I can't look
that old. Well,...you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting
room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS
diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy
with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding,
gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my
classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High School.
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat assed,
gray-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-***** asked,
'What did you teach???'
