Funny Pet Stories - Please share yours

[Wired1]

I have two kitties, brother and sister, Hopkins and Charlotte. About 3:45 am I was awoken by being thumped on the forehead by Hopkins. I shooed him away. A moment later, he thumped me on the head again. I thought, ok, his litter is clean and he's got food, what's his problem. I shooed him away again. This time I covered my face with the sheets. He walked up, pulled the sheets off my fact and thumped me again. I shooed him away and tucked the sheets tightly over my head, so he walked up and sat on my head. ENOUGH.

I got up to figure out what his problem was, then realized Charlotte wasn't on the bed. I asked Hopkins where Charlotte was and he yowled at me. Turns out, I'd locked her in the closet and he was not about to let me sleep until I let her out. As soon as I did, he jumped on her and started licking her. Now that's sibling love.

Any funny stories of things your crazy critters have done?

 

[MACH]

My black lab (Blaze aka Blazerama aka doobers) used to not like it when I would leave so he would bark and cry all the time when I left.

I had to go up into the rafters of my parents garage for something and I had him with. So I went up to get what I needed and the whole time I was up there I could here him pacing and crying.

Next thing I know I here what sounded like my dad coming up the hatch latter. NOPE I looked over to see his dopey a$$ head and he got up in the rafters! I couldn't help but laugh my a$$ off. Then my mom came out to see what was so funny, I thought she was going to fall over when she seen him look down at her.

Never thought he would climb a latter just to be next to me lol.

As he is three now he doesn't do that type of stuff and is ok with me leaving because he knows I am coming back.

 

[Gimpster]

We moved into this house in cold weather. Always let my Miniature Schnauzer (Maxwell) out the patio door on his leash to do his duty all winter. Come spring time we had the patio door open and the screen door slid closed. Neighbors dog came burning through the back yard and he seen the dog and lit after him. Plan ended after he picked hiself up after rebounding from the collision with our screen door. I don't think he realized it existed.

We have way to many cotton tail rabbits running wild on our estate. Enjoying a summer day on the rear deck, I seen our cat chasing a rabbit across the back yard. Both cat and rabbit were in hyper drive as they passed through the garden. Next thing I seen was syncronized cart-wheels as they both endo-ed through the garden. Here Wanda had stuck those little white U-shaped wire garden fence things in the ground to seperate the taters from the strawberry patch. Twisting mach chicken through the taters, neather the cat or rabbit seen the fence as it was lower than the plants, causing the 'big one'

I laughed so hard my sides hurt, even summerizing what was so funny, to Wanda about what had happened.

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[Ollie]

after we moved into the new house I got a fish tank.
The stairs going upstairs run right next to the fish tank.
I came home to find buddy (wifes fat cat) wanted to get on the fish tank.
Unfortunetly, he was too large to fit between the rungs on the stair rail.
So I come home from work to find this horse cat, trying his best to yowl but there just isn't anything left.
His front end is thru the rung and hanging in mid air, his back end is sticking straight up with with belly stuck between the rungs.
As soon as I tried to push him back up he would go nuts and scratch the chit outta me trying to get traction to back up himself.

So I grabbed the kitty handle (his tail) and pulled him back that way.
That was one pissed off cat.
He didn't get his full voice back for 3 days.

 

[flatlander_99]

We have way to many cotton tail rabbits running wild on our estate. Enjoying a summer day on the rear deck, I seen our cat chasing a rabbit across the back yard. Both cat and rabbit were in hyper drive as they passed through the garden. Next thing I seen was syncronized cart-wheels as they both endo-ed through the garden. Here Wanda had stuck those little white U-shaped wire garden fence things in the ground to seperate the taters from the strawberry patch. Twisting mach chicken through the taters, neather the cat or rabbit seen the fence as it was lower than the plants, causing the 'big one'

I laughed so hard my sides hurt, even summerizing what was so funny, to Wanda about what had happened.

----- G -----

that is the funniest d@mn thing i have heard all day!!!

last nov we got a 5 mo old toy fox terrier named cosmo (we didn't name him). the first time he saw snow he would hold his paws up & give me the puppy dog look cause he didn't like it. too bad! he got used to it & whenever it would snow he would go tunnel through the snow by jumping in the air & nose dive into the snow like a submarine & disapear for a couple seconds & the jump up into the air again & do it all over again. well, the last snowfall we had was very wet & heavy snow. the first time i took him out in the morning he tried doing the submarine & it didn't work too well when he hit the snow & fell over because it about knocked him out. the stupid part is that he tried in about 3 more times before he realized it wasn't going to work!!!

not as funny but still a good one....

 

[kssnow987]

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My son has a habit of leaving food in his bedroom, Norman, pictured above, will eat anything. He loves the hot and spicy ones the best.

 

[trikerider]

We have a Collie that sneezes on command.

 

[go high fast]

rottwhiler/heeler cross. beautiful dog. ferocious as hell. he sleeps in the garage. so one night i am putting him in his dog house and I notice something big that's been hidden under his blankett. it turns out to be a complete deer leg from hip joint all the way down to the hoof.

to this day i have no idea how he got it. possible road kill scrap, mountain lion kill or hunters leftovers.....cant imagine that he killed it........no idea.

 

[go high fast]

here's one more. he loves retrieving sticks when thrown out into the lake. he has now gotten into the habit spotting driftwood and voluntarily swimming out into the lake to bring back these huge pieces of drift wood. pieces usually so big that when he gets them to shore he can not get them up on land.....really ticks him off.

he also swims around to follow the kids in the paddle boat. hilarious.

 

[Fosgate]

Had a Japanese Spitz growing up. My brother and I were playing ATARI and Kit, the dog, came running downstairs. About 30 seconds later we hear my mother curse his name as his ears perk up. He ran to the bottom of the stairs and looked up at my mother while she cursed him out. You just heard him growl like he was about to attack. Next thing we hear is "Don't you growl at me!" and you could tell she was pizzed. The dog came running back by us pulling an incrdible horizontal U-Turn dive trying to go under the coutch. He new what was about to happen. Only problem was he just got out of puppy status and couldn't fit under there anymore. By the time my mother got down there he looked like winnie the pooh caught in the knot hole, grunting and wheezing try to fit. My mother grabbed him by the legs and yanked him out and up in one motion and tucked him under one arm. Just as she started up the stairs the panic got to the dog and he let loose again. We looked up and only saw and heard my mother cursing as she slapped the dog trying to get him to stop only to see whizz flying all over the stairway. My mother kept yelling something about not being funny. It had to have been pretty funny if I remember it nearly 30yrs later.

In all that dog as an awesome dog, smart as hell almost human quality. It was like he could understand everything you said. Only thing that would make him better was if he could hunt.

 

[oonighttrain]

not sure if this is funny or not but:

my fawkin dog, total pain in the azz.. but, i love him anyway..

hes got this unrelenting ****** with this plastic squeeking donut.. he will not go anywhere without it, including ouside to take a leek.. i dont let him take it out though.. but, he will stand at the doorway with th edonut in his mouth until i trade him a treat for the donut before he goes outside..

everyday when i get home from work i grab a orange rubber ball that we play fetch with. i keep it on the counter because hes obsessed with it too.. after i play fetch with him i bring hoim in th ehouse.. he will not let go of this damn ball until i corner him and remove it from his clinched jaws by wedging my fingers in between his jowels and teeth, and he still tries to bite down...


hes a total psycho for a truck ride, just those words make him nuts!!! he spins around in circles, jumps up and down, i cant even get the friggin collar on him.. then, if i take him for a ride and stop at the convenience store, he barks his arse off while im in there, i get some beer and of course, him a beef jerky. i get back in the truck, give him the jerky..

im not sure but, you think theres any chance he has me trained?

it wasnt that long ago........