Funny Lawyer Joke

[Sturgis Sledder]

Montana Deputy vs. California Lawyer

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Butte, Montana. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Montana deputy's expense.

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

 

[yardfarmer]

LMAO, I don't like lawyers right now, unless they are on snowest. lol

 

[SAWYER]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[H2SNOW]

that is beautiful ..tears in my eyes !!

 

[CRASHTESTDUMMY]

I Love It.........needs To Happen More.....

 

[Motley Doo]

You forgot about the part when the deputy throws the unconcious lawyers body in the Berkley Pit where no remains will EVER be found! hehehehe!

 

[Weekday Warrior]

You forgot about the part when the deputy throws the unconcious lawyers body in the Berkley Pit where no remains will EVER be found! hehehehe!

I googled it

holy crap thats deep!

 

[Motley Doo]

Yeah its deep, but its so acidic that they have a hard time storing samples because it will eat the containers!

 

[Sturgis Sledder]

There was something on TV about that place just a week or so ago, they are finding stuff living in there and they think that they can get anti cancer drugs from them.

 

[Motley Doo]

We went down for the eighth grade history trip and watched 2 birds drink the water, walk up on the shore, and fall over dead, it was kinda funny! If there is stuff living in there, it might make us bulletproof!

 

[montanasledder]

I know a few cops here that would do that, i bet they all would if they knew it was a california lawyer

 

[U turn]

That's a good one!!

 

[J-Roc]

Hahahahaha! Dang, that's a big hole! Where's that pit located? How far away from any towns, etc is it?

 

[dacor]

Yeah its deep, but its so acidic that they have a hard time storing samples because it will eat the containers!

You should really look into things before you say them. Yes the pit is acidic but coke and pepsi are more acidic than the pit is and coke doesn't eat the containers it is in. I have seen Berkley Pit water in sample bottles and I can tell you that the bottles are just fine.