Friday Funny

[mtn_extreme]

The Polite Way to Pee


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back..''

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted... 

 

[bullfrog123]

Hahaha!!

 

[Uphill]

That would be the "Bestest Little Jonny".

I hope this might be the date...

Ahh!!!!!

 

[Pukeandride]

That would be the "Bestest Little Jonny".

I hope this might be the date...

Ahh!!!!!

ahh ya ya ya ya

 

[Blu Du]

Nice!

 

[sldgy]

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineerswould see him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made
People passing by they would stop and say
Oh my that little country boy could play

 

[mattymac]

little johnny strikes agin!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahaha

 

[Skinner]

Thats the first laugh i had today Thanks