Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens
that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on
the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next
to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came
up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Suzy replied.
'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he
asked. 'Democrats', little Suzy replied.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and
they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen.
Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the
little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would
return the next day, have all the media there, and tell
everyone about these great kittens.
The next day Little Suzy is standing out on
the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE
KITTENS' sign, and the big motorcade of black cars
pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then,
Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little
Suzy. 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said,
'I just want you to tell all these nice news people
what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'These are all REPUBLICAN
kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But
yesterday you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today
they have their eyes open.'
*Warning, the story is not fact, nor has there ever been any proof of a young girl selling any party affiliated kittens. The story is meant to condition you to an emotional response and to influence your ability to make decisions about who should lead our government.
that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on
the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next
to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came
up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Suzy replied.
'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he
asked. 'Democrats', little Suzy replied.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and
they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen.
Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the
little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would
return the next day, have all the media there, and tell
everyone about these great kittens.
The next day Little Suzy is standing out on
the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE
KITTENS' sign, and the big motorcade of black cars
pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then,
Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little
Suzy. 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said,
'I just want you to tell all these nice news people
what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'These are all REPUBLICAN
kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But
yesterday you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today
they have their eyes open.'
*Warning, the story is not fact, nor has there ever been any proof of a young girl selling any party affiliated kittens. The story is meant to condition you to an emotional response and to influence your ability to make decisions about who should lead our government.
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