No I'm just gonna talk down to it and make it feel like a worthless piece of ****.
then I'm gonna have my Kirby reassure it.
then the Miele is gonna go on the front porch for a time out and will be vacnapped by the garbage man.
Wow.... Maybe you shoulda just taken the $1200 you spent on the vacuum and bought something useful.
Or bailed another of your buddies out of jail. Sounds like you have been busy in the last 12 hours.