LMAO!!
I'd like to take this opportunity to educate the good members of this forum on some of the latest, up-to-the-minute scientheistic research on how the AIDS can spread gayness, and vice versa.
It was first thought that the AIDS only afflicted queers and that it was spread only during the various acts of sodomy. This turns out to only be mostly true. The AIDS can also be spread through a blood tranfusion from a queer.
Unfortunately, queer blood also carries gayness. But it depends on the amount of blood transfused. If you receive more than a pint of queer blood, whether the particular queer has the AIDS or not, there is a 96% chance that you will become completely gay in six to ten months.
In the intervening period, especially if you do not know exactly how much gay blood you were transfused with, be on the look out for the tell-tale signs of your impending gayness:
1) Lack of muscle control in the lower arms and wrists
2) Deteriorating muscle tone in the throat, tongue, and lips
3) A pronounced die-off of the color sensing cones in the retinas, causing bright, clashing colors to seem fashionable and matching
4) A feeling of emptiness in the colon
If any of these symptoms are detected, a case of full blown gayness is almost certain.
