Friends Of Polaris Pro Riders support group
Is there a polaris pro in your riding group ?
When your friend told you they had snow checked a pro did you think, "that's ok, even if it is lighter I have 15-20 more H.P."
Have you been witness to the fact that the 15-20 H.P. mean nothing to light weight?
Are you in awe at the fact that even when the pro gets stuck it really isn't ?
Are you still trying to convince yourself that your sled is just as good?
Do you worry what your cat/skidoo friends will say when you buy one?
Do you find your self awake at night trying to figure out how to buy one without getting served divorce papers ?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions fear not. There is now a support group for us! We meet every 5th Friday at the no worries cafe. Although you will have to buy your own coffee the extra support from your colleagues is VERY helpful.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF PROAOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over Polaris pros—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of a good polaris dealer and put your trust in them.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Polaris remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Polars to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to proaoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
12. buy a new pro as soon as humanly possible !!
Disclaimer.
The preceding was 100% for entertainment purposes only. There is no support group, your on your own. There is no 12 step program. I meant no harm or offense !!
Is there a polaris pro in your riding group ?
When your friend told you they had snow checked a pro did you think, "that's ok, even if it is lighter I have 15-20 more H.P."
Have you been witness to the fact that the 15-20 H.P. mean nothing to light weight?
Are you in awe at the fact that even when the pro gets stuck it really isn't ?
Are you still trying to convince yourself that your sled is just as good?
Do you worry what your cat/skidoo friends will say when you buy one?
Do you find your self awake at night trying to figure out how to buy one without getting served divorce papers ?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions fear not. There is now a support group for us! We meet every 5th Friday at the no worries cafe. Although you will have to buy your own coffee the extra support from your colleagues is VERY helpful.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF PROAOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over Polaris pros—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of a good polaris dealer and put your trust in them.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Polaris remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Polars to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to proaoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
12. buy a new pro as soon as humanly possible !!
Disclaimer.
The preceding was 100% for entertainment purposes only. There is no support group, your on your own. There is no 12 step program. I meant no harm or offense !!
