You know Scotty Little Dog from up in Browning? LOL
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You know Scotty Little Dog from up in Browning? LOL
about 10 to 12 years ago use to fight all the time. now its just cost to much, sue happy and court fee and overnight holding cells. have a wife and kid now so havent fought in years. i was 6'3 220lb in high school. state football and wrestling, you need to know how to fight because 80% end up on the ground. friends always picked fight with others and i always had to bail them out. but back in the day heres two times,
was driving in my car with my little brother and i spit out the window, as i spit a bmw pulled up with three dudes in their early 20s, i was 17. spit landed on there car as they pulled up to the light. driver said to me to clean it off or they would kick my a$$. so i put the car in park, walk over to the driver and one punch, bam, blood all over the windshield and dash, broke his nose i guess. asked other 2 if they had a problem, pu$$ said no so i went back to the car and drove away. was my brothers hero for ever after that one..
other was in back of a store, was to fight one guy and had two friends with me. out came the guy with 8 people to kick my a$$. the guy had a bat and came up to me, told him if he was going to use the bat, i was going to use the big stick over there(pointed to the left) when he turned his head i leveled him. went forward to the other guys and only two wanted to throw down. others stepped back, then friends started to kick the dude with the bat, took his bat and hit him in the a$$ with his own bat. funny as heck. only got hit once in that fight but was great times.
now guns are crazy too. your only as tuff as a bullet
was driving in my car with my little brother and i spit out the window, as i spit a bmw pulled up with three dudes in their early 20s, i was 17. spit landed on there car as they pulled up to the light. driver said to me to clean it off or they would kick my a$$. so i put the car in park, walk over to the driver and one punch, bam, blood all over the windshield and dash, broke his nose i guess. asked other 2 if they had a problem, pu$$ said no so i went back to the car and drove away. was my brothers hero for ever after that one..
other was in back of a store, was to fight one guy and had two friends with me. out came the guy with 8 people to kick my a$$. the guy had a bat and came up to me, told him if he was going to use the bat, i was going to use the big stick over there(pointed to the left) when he turned his head i leveled him. went forward to the other guys and only two wanted to throw down. others stepped back, then friends started to kick the dude with the bat, took his bat and hit him in the a$$ with his own bat. funny as heck. only got hit once in that fight but was great times.
now guns are crazy too. your only as tuff as a bullet
I'm more with Rodney Carrington. If you're gonna get in a fight, just pull your pants down. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy! 
Never been in one myself...just ain't that tough that I know of and didn't really want to find out. I've been in a couple situations that I've been really close to getting my ace beat, but ended up drinking beers with the guys instead. Pretty good about talking my way out of stuff.
Never been in one myself...just ain't that tough that I know of and didn't really want to find out. I've been in a couple situations that I've been really close to getting my ace beat, but ended up drinking beers with the guys instead. Pretty good about talking my way out of stuff.
i remember the one fight that was the worst. i was in the girls locker room when this chick walks up to me ans slaps me so i gnore her untill she is at the sink washing her face and just as she steps back i smacked the back of her head she hits the sink and i busted her nose and knocked her a$$ out. that was one of the worst fights i got into.
and that is why everyone loves chick fights!! You guys are way worse then dudes ever are!
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Wrong! Everyone loves chick fights because there is always a chance that a shirt will get torn off.
Doesnt help if "someone" helps it off either!
In a controlled enviroment I have no problem fighting. I was the champion of Helmets and gloves, on my Varsity Lacrosse team, and lost in the finals for my hockey team.
Helmets and gloves is just what it sounds like, brawl with just helmets and gloves.
Other than that I try as hard as possible to not fight.
In a controlled enviroment I have no problem fighting. I was the champion of Helmets and gloves, on my Varsity Lacrosse team, and lost in the finals for my hockey team.
Helmets and gloves is just what it sounds like, brawl with just helmets and gloves.
Other than that I try as hard as possible to not fight.
Yup, there's some legendary stories about "Highlight".... Glad I'm on the right side of him.
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how about the part where this lil prick lit me up with a chunk a picket fence .......nice ...smokes me from behind in the yap
got to the party where he pulls a knife .....I beat the freckles right off him.....guy is fish breathin cops come he gets a ride in the ambulance .....yada yada yada
worked the door at a few bars ...always had to chuck guys thru the exit
something about teachem them the fine art of head stompin ......
used to have a temper three miles long ..had a very very very bad rep....still workin on it
got to the party where he pulls a knife .....I beat the freckles right off him.....guy is fish breathin cops come he gets a ride in the ambulance .....yada yada yada
worked the door at a few bars ...always had to chuck guys thru the exit
something about teachem them the fine art of head stompin ......
used to have a temper three miles long ..had a very very very bad rep....still workin on it
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Good guess, but it was Maxwell Smart!!
Wrong! Everyone loves chick fights because there is always a chance that a shirt will get torn off.
Well that too!!
Hey snow, ease up on the freckle beating man
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T-Bone
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You ain't kiddin'. I REALLY wish I was single during the augusta rodeo. Holy crap, women EVERYWHERE.
ha ha i 2nd that! the Augusta rodeo is a frikin riot! even if you arn't chasn the chiks its a BLAST to watch all the drunks lol
Choteau has a good kick off on the 3rd and 4th also.
Love taking my chevelle up there and dumping the clutch at more RPM it needs right after the parade. This year will be with the linelock, uncorked.
But yea, drunks everywhere both rodeos. And close togeather to. Go to Augusta and practice so you can go to choteau and tear it up.
Love taking my chevelle up there and dumping the clutch at more RPM it needs right after the parade. This year will be with the linelock, uncorked.
But yea, drunks everywhere both rodeos. And close togeather to. Go to Augusta and practice so you can go to choteau and tear it up.
been in a few, hurts to damm much anymore. But still find myself in then once in a while
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Not to much for it myself 3 years of bouncing will cure you for wanting to start or finish crap. However I've broke up a couple good ones but mostly it equated to purse swinging at 10 ft. I've had a couple sawed off azzhats that love to try to start stuff with bouncers try me a couple times. They all ended the same way them picking gravel out of their face from the back seat of the squad car. Being sober and them drunk as he!! is a great advantage. Cops were awesome there, always on our side. 
I saw the aftermath of a nasty one once. 3 fights broke out all at the same time one of the dance floor, one on the patio, and one by the pool tables. I was at the pool tables. Other bouncers handled the other 2. The one on the patio equated to strait up assult with a weapon not a fight. 2 guys grabbed 1 guy while a third broke a bottle over his face and cut him all to he!!. Those 3 a-holes would up sitting about a year a piece.
I saw the aftermath of a nasty one once. 3 fights broke out all at the same time one of the dance floor, one on the patio, and one by the pool tables. I was at the pool tables. Other bouncers handled the other 2. The one on the patio equated to strait up assult with a weapon not a fight. 2 guys grabbed 1 guy while a third broke a bottle over his face and cut him all to he!!. Those 3 a-holes would up sitting about a year a piece.
My dad could beat up your dad!!
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