Fart that made a kid Puke
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Ummm.... I think there was a "pigs eye" beer many years ago.
Trivia: there is actually a landing on the Miss---ppi river by that name, south of St.Paul. Was that it? Hog? Pig? Dunno.
Pig's Eye?
Pig's Eye Pierrie or something...french pirate type dude...I think st paul was at one time refered to has pigs eye landing....
And you can still drink a Pig's Eye....still good cheap beer.
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Yeah, Pigs Eye.......thanks snowizard and xrated I have been trying to think of it all night. Man, that stuff gave the worst hangovers.....that is what I remember most about it. I have never seen it anywhere but Minnesota.
Actually owned and brewed by Pabst now, so really Miller so Really Molson South African....still a proud MN beer.
If there is enough interest from western SWers I could look into getting some classics such as Pigs Eye, Hamms, Schmidt, etc sent out.
Making somebody puke in the confines of an enclosed area is child's play....lol
A number of years ago the old man was helping my uncle work on his sled. This is outside, in the dead of winter, with the one piece suit on. Uncle has the hood open on the old Rupp, he's bent over wrenching on something. The old man fires one off, uncle takes a couple sniffs, and pukes right on the motor. No time to turn and hurl on the ground....lmao.
You never heard them coming, it was always like that. The neighbors knew when the old man was on his game, cause the front door would burst open on the house and my all of us would come stumbling out coughing.
Dad's been gone for almost 20 years now. What I wouldn't trade for a good one right about now....
A number of years ago the old man was helping my uncle work on his sled. This is outside, in the dead of winter, with the one piece suit on. Uncle has the hood open on the old Rupp, he's bent over wrenching on something. The old man fires one off, uncle takes a couple sniffs, and pukes right on the motor. No time to turn and hurl on the ground....lmao.
You never heard them coming, it was always like that. The neighbors knew when the old man was on his game, cause the front door would burst open on the house and my all of us would come stumbling out coughing.
Dad's been gone for almost 20 years now. What I wouldn't trade for a good one right about now....
My Dad, gone 11 yrs. now, was real proud of his 9.9 Richter Scale gasseous outbursts. lol.
Our neighbor at the lake place, down the road about 150 yds, was legendary as well.
Both were known to spend most every day puttering around in there garage shops.
At 88, dad couldn't walk the distance to the neighbors garage, so he'd ride down on the lawn tractor, walk into the guys shop, never say a word, rip off a dandy, and leave. lol.
Maybe an hour later, here comes the neighbor, walks in my dads garage, does the same thing.
Says nothing, lets loose a real a$$ flapper, and leaves.
This exchange might take place a couple times a day, and went on for many years. Cheap thrills.
Our neighbor at the lake place, down the road about 150 yds, was legendary as well.
Both were known to spend most every day puttering around in there garage shops.
At 88, dad couldn't walk the distance to the neighbors garage, so he'd ride down on the lawn tractor, walk into the guys shop, never say a word, rip off a dandy, and leave. lol.
Maybe an hour later, here comes the neighbor, walks in my dads garage, does the same thing.
Says nothing, lets loose a real a$$ flapper, and leaves.
This exchange might take place a couple times a day, and went on for many years. Cheap thrills.
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My brother in law is a "chameleon farter". He has the ability to smell like his surroundings. We were out hunting once and he arrowed a really nice buck. After we found the downed deer we took pics and then proceeded to dress the animal. Anybody that hunts knows what a gutted deer smells like and I kid you not, that man started cutting farts on the ride home that smelled just like a gutted deer! That was a long, cold ride home with the windows rolled down!
My Dad, gone 11 yrs. now, was real proud of his 9.9 Richter Scale gasseous outbursts. lol.
Our neighbor at the lake place, down the road about 350 yds, was legendary as well.
Both were known to spend most every day puttering around in there garage shops.
At 88, dad couldn't walk the distance to the neighbors garage, so he'd ride down on the lawn tractor, walk into the guys shop, never say a word, rip off a dandy, and leave. lol.
Maybe an hour later, here comes the neighbor, walks in my dads garage, does the same thing.
Says nothing, lets loose a real a$$ flapper, and leaves.
This exchange might take place a couple times a day, and went on for many years. Cheap thrills.
Now THAT is good stuff....and it's timeless. 88 and still chopping....lol.
While in the Navy we had to do PMS on the OBAs (Oxygen Breathing Apparatus) and one of the test was a leak test. it was 2 guys one would put on the full face mask with the 2 hoses hanging down and the other guy would pinch them off and the other guy would suk like a mad man to see if it leaked around the face. Well here is one of the guys with the mask on and sucking like a hoover, I "accidently" let the hoses open right when I tore a good one and he sucked it up full force. With no warning he filled the mask with hurl immediately. The other guys standing there fell to the floor laughing. All I can say is oops.
Jackarss re-inactment.
Jackarss re-inactment.
I will have to tell my brother about that one. He just started his first sub duty on the Los Angeles.
Ever had the pleasure of smelling a gutshot deer that had been eating field peas most of the season?
I've smelled some rotten stuff in my time, and that took the cake.
No, but I'll take your word on that one.
Oh man, not a word of a lie. It wasn't burn your nose rank, it was immediately want to puke out everything inside of you, rotten.
There are some real classics here. For some reason my friends and I decide to save ours for those "special" mements while on sled trips. It always seems to be that the worst ones are let off when were in the truck and goin on a sled trip. Nothing like a confined space and cold temps outside to really make things good.
One of my more proud moments was when we were sledding in the Snowys and we were getting ready to head up the hill for our second day (we satayed in the motel at the base). Well anyway we get all loaded up and put on our stuff so we are ready to go when we get there and we are just getting ready to leave the parking lot. So the entire truck is smelling like a chainsaw shop, so I figure what the H Ill just let one slip off and no one will be the wiser. I have never seen all four doors on a pickup go open so fast and Im just sitting in the middle in the back laughing my a$$ off. We seriously had to stop and let it blow through before we could go.
One thing I did find out is that 15 Keystone Ice's are not a good idea. One night while in college I drinking at a buddies and got rolled by the stones pretty good so I just slept/passedout there. Well anyway it gets to be morning and my buddy comes out the living room where I was sleeping to see how Im doing. Well the beer was still doing a number on me. So as Im talking to my buddy I do the ol lift a cheak and let a silent one go. So it took about a full second before we were both gaging and heading for the window for some real air. All of a sudden we can here his gf at the time go HOLY $H!T. The open window had let it leach its way down the hall and burn its way through a door and woke here up. We were rolling so hard laughing when she tired to beat me up because of it.
I still think my bro holds the record though. He drove his friend out of his own house. Basement and all one time when he let one off.
One of my more proud moments was when we were sledding in the Snowys and we were getting ready to head up the hill for our second day (we satayed in the motel at the base). Well anyway we get all loaded up and put on our stuff so we are ready to go when we get there and we are just getting ready to leave the parking lot. So the entire truck is smelling like a chainsaw shop, so I figure what the H Ill just let one slip off and no one will be the wiser. I have never seen all four doors on a pickup go open so fast and Im just sitting in the middle in the back laughing my a$$ off. We seriously had to stop and let it blow through before we could go.
One thing I did find out is that 15 Keystone Ice's are not a good idea. One night while in college I drinking at a buddies and got rolled by the stones pretty good so I just slept/passedout there. Well anyway it gets to be morning and my buddy comes out the living room where I was sleeping to see how Im doing. Well the beer was still doing a number on me. So as Im talking to my buddy I do the ol lift a cheak and let a silent one go. So it took about a full second before we were both gaging and heading for the window for some real air. All of a sudden we can here his gf at the time go HOLY $H!T. The open window had let it leach its way down the hall and burn its way through a door and woke here up. We were rolling so hard laughing when she tired to beat me up because of it.
I still think my bro holds the record though. He drove his friend out of his own house. Basement and all one time when he let one off.
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mtnrider406
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lmao x thats just wrong dude
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