Fart that made a kid Puke

[xrated]

So just last week I was traveling in the car with my lovely wife and our 2 kids aged 3 and 4 months.

To set the stage, I had spent all day roofing a garage for my parents and then had a nice cold Hamms beer. We then decided to drive about 50 minutes away for some insane pizza my wife had never had.

So we drive through a damn flood of a rain storm and end at our pizza place. The menu is brought out and I decide I need some buffalo wings for starters. Well I had about 10 of those and then the pizza showed up. 16 inches of cheese and pepperoni goodness

Well after dinner we drive to Walmart for a few things.

Now you should know the 4 month old has wicked bad gas, choke a donkey bad.

Well we heard her grunting and then the wife smelt something(thought it was poop). The 3 year old is sitting next to her sister and started saying it was smelly and then gagged.

Well the 3 year old proceeded to gag herself to the point of throwing up!

Luckily it was dark and the wife couldn't see my grin.....at the same time the 4 month old was grunting(no poop) I let one slip and it was so bad I made the 3 year old puke.

 

[6Mile]

Just remember that one day you will have to pay for that one that you let slip.

 

[Chubbydog]

I bet you let it go when her mouth was open didn't ya?

 

[6Mile]

Well that would be hard not to do. When have you ever seen a girl that has her mouth closed...

 

[xrated]

I bet you let it go when her mouth was open didn't ya?

no one in my family is like you chubby.

 

[Scott]

You know why WOMEN don't fart don't ya?

They never stop talking long enough to build up the pressure.

 

[sledhead ut]

I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack)

 

[xrated]

I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack)

I can't wait to hit he northwest this winter to get some rainer and oly

 

[Snowizard]

Uh oh, I see another fart thread in the making here. There was a hilarious thread several years ago on the old 4M. I printed it and saved it. "Jeeper" gets my vote for best description of emptying his co-workers out of the office.
Sorry, I digress..............

 

[ArcticBoy]

I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack)

Ah yes, the beer from the land of sky blue waters. No wonder the kid spewed.

 

[wickman]

I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack)

I cannot drink Ranier beer. It gives me the stinkiest farts. When I was in college (a long, long time ago) my roommates and I were drinking Ranier. We decided to go to a dance at Ft. Steilicom. I was out dancing and one slipped out. It was BAD It cleared the dance floor. I played dumb and did the "OMG, who did that?" along with everyone else. When we left the dance I ripped another one in the car. My roommates then knew who cleared the dance floor.

 

[Beels]

Uh oh, I see another fart thread in the making here. There was a hilarious thread several years ago on the old 4M. I printed it and saved it. "Jeeper" gets my vote for best description of emptying his co-workers out of the office.
Sorry, I digress..............

That thread was a classic. The best part is, anyone that knows Jeeper, knows he is even better at telling a story in person, than online.

 

[xrated]

well come on wiz you got time, start typing the old thread.

 

[sledhead ut]

Hamms + Raineer =

 

[buck50]

You know why WOMEN don't fart don't ya?

They never stop talking long enough to build up the pressure.

women don't fart, toot, sweat, perspire, burp or beltch, so if they didn't b!tch they'd explode!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Skinner]

So just last week I was traveling in the car with my lovely wife and our 2 kids aged 3 and 4 months.

To set the stage, I had spent all day roofing a garage for my parents and then had a nice cold Hamms beer. We then decided to drive about 50 minutes away for some insane pizza my wife had never had.

So we drive through a damn flood of a rain storm and end at our pizza place. The menu is brought out and I decide I need some buffalo wings for starters. Well I had about 10 of those and then the pizza showed up. 16 inches of cheese and pepperoni goodness

Well after dinner we drive to Walmart for a few things.

Now you should know the 4 month old has wicked bad gas, choke a donkey bad.

Well we heard her grunting and then the wife smelt something(thought it was poop). The 3 year old is sitting next to her sister and started saying it was smelly and then gagged.

Well the 3 year old proceeded to gag herself to the point of throwing up!

Luckily it was dark and the wife couldn't see my grin.....at the same time the 4 month old was grunting(no poop) I let one slip and it was so bad I made the 3 year old puke.

i can't belive that you blame that wicked gas on your 4 month old kid. TisK tisk!!!!!

 

[SAWYER]

X the will be plenty of Raineer and Oly for ya in Feb. I just wished they still made Heidelberg so we could share some of those too

 

[anziconda]

You know why WOMEN don't fart don't ya?

They never stop talking long enough to build up the pressure.

Once in a while, even women fart. And when they do, wheeeewwwwy...they smell like satans breath!!!!!!

 

[Snowizard]

well come on wiz you got time, start typing the old thread.

I'll try to get to it this weekend. Not at the home location right now.
Wiz.

 

[Snow Fox]

When I lived in MN '92-'94 there was a very cheap beer we used to drink. It was Hog or Hogs something?

Do any of you Minnesotans remember the name? If I remember right it was in a red can, and it was always the cheapest beer.