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Ever had a gal you actually wanted to stuff a rag in her mouth!

**Update**

Since this gal wouldnt believe anything I had to say...I reccomended a 3rd party be involved and what better than the senior inspector for our area rep at ins. company.


Well I get in here today and find out that over the weekend she calls the owner of our dealership at home frantic and says its leaking oil all over her garage and un-safe to drive. Owner not a car mechanic guy just agrees with her and gives her a nice new car as a rental/loaner to drive till we can get it all figured out.

When she picked it up there was a residule oil left on the motor mount as a result of the initial powersteering pump being broke off. I told her there were NO leaks and had a mechanic put it up on a lift and brake clean off the left over oil. The "leaking all over the floor" over the weekend was a drip or two that was still inside the K frame.

The insurance inspector comes down and we have a meet for over an hour, she is all over this thing finding ghost problems. Final result inspector asks mechanic if a problem was found..none found he says and the inspector says to her,

"I have full confidence in this shop and we will entertain any problems that may arise as a possible connection to this accident however, you have acrued some charges against it as of today that we will not be paying for"

Gal..."WHAT"

"yes it appears you will be responsible for each diagnoses of 1.0 hour per and I understand you are currently in a rental that will be at your expense"

You coulda drove a truck into this beoitch's mouth it was so wide open. Best way to start a Monday!
 
And you didn't even have to spell her name on the shop floor!


Looking back at what I write on those days when I have to take the pain meds usually makes me laugh or ask myself "what the heII was I thinking" !!!
 
not that i have ever done this but i would venture a guess that it would get her to go away and never come back...

As she's talking to you never take your eyes off her.
Stare directly into her eyes and then start making fart noises.
If you can actually squeeze off a couple real ones then all the better.
Every time she starts talking again...fart.
After she starts getting annoyed with you...pick your nose, and i mean really dig in there. Both nostrils.
Play with the boogers up at eye level and continue making the fart noises.
If she hasn't walked away by now then turn to the side, unzip your pants (if you're out in the shop) and take a leak on the floor while singing "muskrat love" by the captain and tonille.
Try writing her name on the concrete.
By now i'm pretty certain she'll be gone.
Of course, if you are not the owner of the shop then you might not want to try this.




I really gotta back off the pain meds today!:rolleyes:



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lmfao!!!
 
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