So my guys do a repair to a wrecked 07 Pacifica..frame light damage sway in front but isolated to front. This gal that owns it has literally got a magnafing glass out and says she sees a flaw in the paint. I am doing everything I can to please this gal but she is over the top phsyco. Heck when she was leaving she was letting preasure ever so lightly off the brake pedal causing vehicle to creep and we all know if you do that you get a creeking noise from brakes...she tells me it never did that before. Im like WTF how can you responsibly answer stupidity. She brings it back to me today and says the tank had 1/2 tank and it was at 1/8 tank when she picked it up and now wants gas re-imbursment for gas that was stolen. Also she took it to another mechanic and he said brakes are not suppose to do that.. I told her to take it over to him and have it fixed and I would pay the bill. She said he doesnt actually work on cars anymore. Never wanted to beoitch slap a gal but she is getting close. BTW, her husband wont even come around he cowers to this gal.
Ever had a gal you actually wanted to stuff a rag in her mouth!
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It is impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. She probably needs something stuffed in her mouth, not necessarily a rag.
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yardfarmer
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Ever had a gal you actually wanted to stuff a rag in her mouth!
Yes
I am doing everything I can to please this gal but she is over the top phsyco.
Do more ..., with the goal of getting her away from you. You don't need dead cats or dogs hanging in the tree outside your house!
BTW, her husband wont even come around he cowers to this gal.
sad!
On a positive note the Buck Cherry song still makes me smile.
Yes
I am doing everything I can to please this gal but she is over the top phsyco.
Do more ..., with the goal of getting her away from you. You don't need dead cats or dogs hanging in the tree outside your house!
BTW, her husband wont even come around he cowers to this gal.
sad!
On a positive note the Buck Cherry song still makes me smile.
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Adrenaline Revolution
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Not that I have ever done this but I would venture a guess that it would get her to go away and never come back...
As she's talking to you never take your eyes off her.
Stare directly into her eyes and then start making fart noises.
If you can actually squeeze off a couple real ones then all the better.
Every time she starts talking again...fart.
After she starts getting annoyed with you...Pick your nose, and I mean really dig in there. Both nostrils.
Play with the boogers up at eye level and continue making the fart noises.
If she hasn't walked away by now then turn to the side, unzip your pants (if you're out in the shop) and take a leak on the floor while singing "Muskrat love" by the Captain and Tonille.
Try writing HER name on the concrete.
By now I'm pretty certain she'll be gone.
Of course, if you are not the owner of the shop then you might not want to try this.
I really gotta back off the pain meds today!
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Not that I have ever done this but I would venture a guess that it would get her to go away and never come back...
As she's talking to you never take your eyes off her.
Stare directly into her eyes and then start making fart noises.
If you can actually squeeze off a couple real ones then all the better.
Every time she starts talking again...fart.
After she starts getting annoyed with you...Pick your nose, and I mean really dig in there. Both nostrils.
Play with the boogers up at eye level and continue making the fart noises.
If she hasn't walked away by now then turn to the side, unzip your pants (if you're out in the shop) and take a leak on the floor while singing "Muskrat love" by the Captain and Tonille.
Try writing HER name on the concrete.
By now I'm pretty certain she'll be gone.
Of course, if you are not the owner of the shop then you might not want to try this.
I really gotta back off the pain meds today!
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You really know how to handle the women
LMFAO
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augerin
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You really know how to handle the women
Tom?
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Adrenaline Revolution
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What can I say, I understand their needs!You really know how to handle the women
lmfao!!!
Is she hot? need pics.
"Ever had a gal you actually wanted to stuff a rag in her mouth!"
They make a red ball that is inseted into the mouth, which is on a leather mask that buckles behind the back of the head......or so I've been told.
They make a red ball that is inseted into the mouth, which is on a leather mask that buckles behind the back of the head......or so I've been told.
I feel your pain man . I get one every few months too . The car can be flawless and detailed to the max , but they're bound and determined to find something wrong .Sometimes it's just the smell of the interior cleaner you used that tics them off .
Needs to used with a set of 'cuffs so she can't take it off.
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augerin
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Who wants to know????
Mike. Dave, Eric, and Tig's friend.
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MPS
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You took the words out of my mouth...haha
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