Elevation 4 Premier Night

[BillyJack]

Are you kidding me King? If it weren’t for me where would this thread be? What has Ao brought to the table? Shall we review?

AO: "don't worry my good friend; while your concerns are legit, our friendship is MUCH greater than that of the imposter BJ that is trying to divide the Nor-Cal Posse" Yep, that’s harsh.

What about "I am getting just as much of a kick out of it as BJ" and my personal fav. "The imposter for Billy Jack (BillyJack) was rude and had a different tone."

Yea, if it weren’t for me.....we would all be learning how to scrap-book all our photos from this past season. Why don’t you just shut the computer off King and watch some Sesame Street with AO

 

[Anthony Oberti]

OMG!!! Following this thread is liking eating pretzels......you just can't put them down once you start. King, I have no idea where you get this from, but that is pretty funny stuff there. I am out of witty comments....Billy Jack has sucked the life out of me....the imposter that is. I can only argue with an idiot for so long before your own IQ starts to drop. Too bad Clinton....opps sh_t, I mean Billy Jack, wasn't a little smarter, then the arguements would atleast be somewhat stimulating. Yo Billy Jack, I am going out of town for a couple of days, are you going to be ok with that or is your little infactuation fest going to cause you a meltdown without me around to waste time with you? Maybe you can work on some things when I am gone...you know, like growing a sac so you can make it up the hills next year If you want, I put on monthly clinics during the winter for beginners like you. First we start on the trail and then the meadows and then work our way onto the hills. I know with you we need to take baby steps, but you'll be ok. Hopefully if your wife lets you borrow you sac from her purse and you promise not to "break your femur" we'll make a bada_s out of you one way or another!!! Rather than just a keyboard bada_s

 

[BlueBYu]

HEY! ANTHONY, I told you "ITS NOT ME" but hey thanks for the vote of confidence, I know where our friendship stands now. JERK

 

[Anthony Oberti]

Ok, ok. I just got "The Call" from BlewBYU confirming it is not him. Soooooo, I guess I am kind of sorry Clinton....but I just can't help it, I've got 7 Different Types of Smoke coming at me and don't know where to shoot!!! So, what this tells me is that the Imposter Billy Jack is none other than PUDDLES, AKA-Chester Mt. Sports, AKA-Upinya, AKA- Chadd Burroughs. Dude, Puddles, first you urinate of my parents floor(which you denied for a year before I caught you lying....just like this Billy Jack thing)...now this!!!!! That's it, you are over. Just so you know, Smasher Smashington is back in the USA and we are having a closed door top secret meeting tonight about the mutany that is arising, originating from Chester, CA. I'll have you know this, as witnessed by his erractic riding style, Smasher Smashington is a loose cannon and highly unpredictable at best. You have started a war you cannot finish Sir Puddles!!! I advise you to grab your 72" television, pack your stuff and leave the country!!!!

 

[Billy Jack]

Good Morning, Gentlemen, and BJ2,

BJ2, great stuff!!! ROFLMAO..."Doggonit, people just like me" That one brought me to my knees.

I had to drive to the big city yesterday to get Mom fitted for some new feet.
AO, your office refered me to a Wax Museum. What the F_ ! Ah never mind.

AO, quit calling the Billy Jack, head quarters. They are not going to tell you who I am! I already told them if a short guy with stubby fingers and snowmobile belt around his neck, show up? "Call the police".

BJ

 

[King o the Hill]

SMASHHHHHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRR LOL!! The Greek connection.....where art thou, Lord Smoshingtun....

ANTHONY!!!!! puddles piddled in your living room, I now know where the poodle thing came from AO, I would kill a poodle from a piddler named puddles....where is his allegiance? No MORE PIDDLING PUDDLES!

Blue...I gotta say my vote was with you as well....but I gotta say even you don't get quite as personal as this HOMO Hillybilliack named BillyJack....I agree with Tabasco....let the BJ's go at it keyboard style till one slips and the tube implodes and the witty will remain...somehow the space in the real BJ's screen name reminds me of his true character...the pause before the lethal "post quick reply" is tapped!!

OMG LOL....keep it rolling...I think I am going to create an "Anthony Oberti" and see where that one goes...JK

 

[mattymac]

can easily tell that the season's over in cali.

 

[Billy Jack]

Yo Billy Jack, I am going out of town for a couple of days, are you going to be ok with that or is your little infactuation fest going to cause you a meltdown without me around to waste time with you?

Mr. Oberti, We will be right here waiting for you. Have a nice trip!

BJ1

 

[phatty]

and now back to "As the snow falls" the story of one carnie sledder, who couldnt keep his mouth shut or his hands off people, touching them all the time in awkward ways...

Our story starts out with little AO wanting to grow up to be a big boy and ride big boy sleds... unfortunately, our story also ends there because little AO never grew up to be anything other than "little" AO...

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

Yo Billy Jack, I am going out of town for a couple of days, are you going to be ok with that or is your little infactuation fest going to cause you a meltdown without me around to waste time with you?

Mr. Oberti, We will be right here waiting for you. Have a nice trip!

BJ1

HOW Conveinant there both leaving town the same weekend.

WTF AO You desparate little man your BJ. Are you that starved for attention? As i have said before I'm not BJ2 AND I did not piss on your Floor lol (You did stick your hand in it). As for Smash we have a closed door meeting at Bee-Hive headquarters Maay 24th. TRUST NO ONE

 

[Anthony Oberti]

LMAO.....dude..............................what is wrong with all of us???

 

[2fun4u]

This is some amazing reading! Very funny stuff!

My vote as to the identity of one of the BJ's is Gardiner.............Mild mannered accountant takes on a new identity to get back at his rival from a previous sled film.............and the rivalry continues!

The picture posted with the eyes of Billyjack - not hairy enough to be Mark - but i've seen a picture of Gardiner posed suspiciously just like that - looks just like that picture!

I may have to come down for the premier just to see who the heck it is!

2fun

 

[King o the Hill]

Good Morning, Gentlemen, and BJ2,

BJ2, great stuff!!! ROFLMAO..."Doggonit, people just like me" That one brought me to my knees.

I had to drive to the big city yesterday to get Mom fitted for some new feet.
AO, your office refered me to a Wax Museum. What the F_ ! Ah never mind.

AO, quit calling the Billy Jack, head quarters. They are not going to tell you who I am! I already told them if a short guy with stubby fingers and snowmobile belt around his neck, show up? "Call the police".

BJ

$hit if he had a belt around his neck he would choke himself out from tripping on it all day....maybe an O-ring around his neck!!!.....then I would be worried....RENO 911 baybee.....I am sure they have a midget on staff so he doesn't feel he is being "profiled".......me and Chad already talked....don't worry about the PoPo he can't hide a gun anyway....at least nuttin than can be accurate over 10 feet....I guess he could drag a derringer....would be like a drag chute on a an NHRA car tho !!!! (Thanks Chad...I know to keep my distance LMAO)

 

[Tabasco]

Yeaaaa, the premier will be off the hook.....just like the anticipation of the unifacition of of all three main sanctioning bodies......the IBF, WBC and WBA.

When this thing is all said and done we will have the undisputed champion!!!!

I wonder if they are giving odds on this thing yet.....?????

LMAO!!!!

Keep er goin boyz....and or girls.....

Hey AO, one thought.....I have not seen JimH on this thread.......just a thought.


T

 

[Bart]

This is some amazing reading! Very funny stuff!

My vote as to the identity of one of the BJ's is Gardiner.............Mild mannered accountant takes on a new identity to get back at his rival from a previous sled film.............and the rivalry continues!

The picture posted with the eyes of Billyjack - not hairy enough to be Mark - but i've seen a picture of Gardiner posed suspiciously just like that - looks just like that picture!

I may have to come down for the premier just to see who the heck it is!

2fun

I agree. I think WoodChuck and I will come down too. Get some autographs!
Bart

 

[King o the Hill]

Official BJ(2) Rebuttal to Seasame Street Accusation

Are you kidding me King? If it weren’t for me where would this thread be? What has Ao brought to the table? Shall we review?

AO: "don't worry my good friend; while your concerns are legit, our friendship is MUCH greater than that of the imposter BJ that is trying to divide the Nor-Cal Posse" Yep, that’s harsh.

What about "I am getting just as much of a kick out of it as BJ" and my personal fav. "The imposter for Billy Jack (BillyJack) was rude and had a different tone."

Yea, if it weren’t for me.....we would all be learning how to scrap-book all our photos from this past season. Why don’t you just shut the computer off King and watch some Sesame Street with AO

What a start to a review....and I quote "Billy Jack is a "half-breed" Native American Green Beret Vietnam War veteran, hapkido master, and gunslinger (more like $hit slinger). The character made his début in The Born Losers (1967), a so-called "biker film" about a motorcycle gang terrorizing a California town...half breed débuting in a film titled the Born Losers....WOW

BillyJack (wannabee) you are like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.....you just stick around for no good reason and lay in wait for some unsuspecting soul to attach yourself to, like the fat chick in the group, then nobody can get rid of you....cheap napalm.....You know imitation is the best form of flattery) keep trying..... maybe after watching seasame street?? how friggin lame is that!

remember wanna be BJ........

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian.

 

[BillyJack]

What a start to a review....and I quote "Billy Jack is a "half-breed" Native American Green Beret Vietnam War veteran, hapkido master, and gunslinger (more like $hit slinger). The character made his début in The Born Losers (1967), a so-called "biker film" about a motorcycle gang terrorizing a California town...half breed débuting in a film titled the Born Losers....WOW

BillyJack (wannabee) you are like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.....you just stick around for no good reason and lay in wait for some unsuspecting soul to attach yourself to, like the fat chick in the group, then nobody can get rid of you....cheap napalm.....You know imitation is the best form of flattery) keep trying..... maybe after watching seasame street?? how friggin lame is that!

remember wanna be BJ........

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian.

WOW King, looks like someone put their "Big Boy Pants" on today. Until now, I don't believe you were even involved in this. Your reference to being like gum....sounds more like inner thoughts of inadequacy to me. Maybe a session in the chair is required. Think about it before you pop off.

 

[King o the Hill]

WOW King, looks like someone put their "Big Boy Pants" on today. Until now, I don't believe you were even involved in this. Your reference to being like gum....sounds more like inner thoughts of inadequacy to me. Maybe a session in the chair is required. Think about it before you pop off.

Hey putz....if I wasn't getting dragged into it howz come I am watching Seasame Street with wee man.....you can't figure out if you are coming or going needle d!ck the bug f*cker, if you want wee man.... then jump...(or squat rather) but don't think that YOU didn't start dragging me in LOL

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

Hey putz....if I wasn't getting dragged into it howz come I am watching Seasame Street with wee man.....you can't figure out if you are coming or going needle d!ck the bug f*cker, if you want wee man.... then jump...(or squat rather) but don't think that YOU didn't start dragging me in LOL

THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT... Whip his a$$. don't let him talk the smack King he's a peeon

 

[jlowe]

you guys are friggen KILLIN' me! OMG...i can't wait until the premier. there will be some jaw droppin' goin' down.

now..back to the show...

and tammy...you and alan BETTER get out for this one. its gonna be one for the books!

jeff