Wow....that was a good one....surprised you could come up with such a great come back so fast!!! If you have been riding for more than 32yrs, that sure doesn't say much for you. But once again, good try.....Clinton/Chad. Cats out boys....got any other dumb comebacks? Guess you ain't so funny anymore? You guys were funnier Saturday night when you drunk called me.
DrUnK calling AO now that's desperate Clinton, Chad, BJ2, Burt and BJ it's like..... watching a bunch of retards with plastic buckets on their heads running into the wall thinking it's each other. So here is the rhetoric of your worthless consumption of the free air I breathe you flippin morons
Oh yeah....BTW BJ2 get off AO's nuts for the free ride punk a$$, I still can't believe they forged a rectum by putting teeth in your mouth!
So here is the spin on Drunk Dialing...god I can't believe I am wasting time getting back into this.......... but you have me so pissed off I wish you were the one load your mother had swallowed.
Oh the list of the unforeseen hazards that seem to plague the information age, we can now add another: "drunk dialing."
Drunk dialing usually limits itself to times long after the close of business and beyond the daily commute. It is in those dark hours of late night and wee hours of early morn, when most people have retired their cellphones for overnight charging,
that intoxicated revelers flip open their cellphones and dial into regret.
Too often, the call is to an ex, usually to pronounce loudly that the caller is over the breakup (Is that why you stumbled dialing AO you thought you were dialing piddles or puddles or whatever the hell his uncontrollable urinary release problem is) hell I could be wrong I heard he enjoyed peeing (piddling) on your mom though man I could have it all wrong it's probably his fet1sh.
People who know people with a drunk dialing problem often end their Saturday nights running interference for their friends. I think that Jim flippin Dandy homo and piddles need to get together and hell join 'em BJ2 it could be a 3 some for you then you could drunk dial each other all night. the only interference being run would be his cockasaurus rex blocking your a$$
Drunk dialers can be pushy - not to mention indiscriminate. They call anyone who might answer, leave messages for those who don't and continue to plumb the entries ( see here..... they verify it..... "drunk dialers plumb the entry" ) in their phone books until they are finally greeted with a sleepy, oftentimes cranky voice.
The mixture of cellphones and alcohol also increases the unfortunate chance of accidentally rousing a boss or a landlord whose name happens to alphabetize in proximity to a more personal acquaintance. A photographer friend once misfired a racy text message intended for his girlfriend to a rock star whose phone number he had stored while making arrangements for a photographic session. I could only imagine where that call could go!
A Web site called SlackerTown.com offers a phone number that people can call to leave their drunk-dialed message, which is recorded and placed on the Web for everyone's listening pleasure.
Sounds like a must do for the next time eh!
