man 1 uses electric chainsaw and quickly completes the task and puts his 79.00 saw back on the shelf.
man 2 f**ks with his gummed up gas chainsaw tha was last used 2 years ago until he is totally pissed and goes and spends 179.00 on a saw that works! 3 hours later man 2 finally finishes the job
Meanwhile man 1 has been in the tent rattling the old ladies stovepipes "camping style" and drinking beer for 2.5 hours
man rule #1 KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!![]()
Man #2's first mistake was using a chainsaw BEFORE drinking beer....beer and chainsaws just "go together".
