Drug Warning for Men

[Mooseknuckle]

In the Viagra and Cialis ads there is a warning about if a certain condition were to last for more than four hours, the individual should seek medical attention immediately.

Why were we not given the same warning in Jr. High?

 

[wickman]

If that were to happen to me, I would not be calling for medical help, I would be bragging to everyone I know.

Of course, after 4 hours I would probably need to call for medical help for my wife.

 

[XC700116]

Sounds f-ing funny but from what I hear from a guy that I work with it's not nearly as fun or funny as it sounds.

"Imagine bicycle inner tube about 1 psi before it blows out" is how he explained the feeling if I remember right.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

get that bat from the other thread, the one that attacked the dude while he was masturbating, maybe it was a vampire bat?

it'd suck the blood outta that swollen member.

either that or stick it in a bucket of leeches

 

[0007]

Gawd.......can you imagine walking into the emergency ward in yer sweat pant's, explaining yer problem to the nurse
The sittin in the waiting room with a dozen other people
Definitely want to keep a banana in yer pocket just in case anyone ask's

 

[Vern]

Gawd.......can you imagine walking into the emergency ward in yer sweat pant's, explaining yer problem to the nurse
The sittin in the waiting room with a dozen other people
Definitely want to keep a banana in yer pocket just in case anyone ask's

nah, if you were to notice a bunch of people staring just tell them "dont act like your not impressed" that should get some reactions.

 

[Gimpster]

nah, if you were to notice a bunch of people staring just tell them "dont act like your not impressed" that should get some reactions.

Yes, whip that iguana out and tell them to look into it's eye

----- Gimpster -----

 

[diggler]

i thought for erections lasting more than 4 hours you were suppose to seek a prostatute.

 

[cookiecutter]

robin williams had a joke: "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

after 4 hours you wouldn't be seeking help from a doctor, you'd be doing something stupid that you could talk about on the next sleddin trip

 

[slyrydr]

don't know where i read it, but it seems as though the problem is really a symptom of cutting off blood to the optic nerve and can cause serious vision problems that may be permanent....and that may turn a "3" into an "8"...which is more than most of you morons get anyway....but, seriously the eye damage possiblility is for real

 

[togwotee9]

Yes, whip that iguana out and tell them to look into it's eye

----- Gimpster -----

haha

 

[GODEEP]

Thats funny this came up. My dad was saying that if this happens, hes calling up all his old girl friends.. lol.. "Hey.. Remember me",. LMAO...

 

[MARV1]

just like being 18 again

don't know where i read it, but it seems as though the problem is really a symptom of cutting off blood to the optic nerve and can cause serious vision problems that may be permanent....and that may turn a "3" into an "8"...which is more than most of you morons get anyway....but, seriously the eye damage possiblility is for real

No wonder I need contacts and glasses to correct my vision now, had them back then too but they are much stronger now. Heck, remember going all night with my ex back then, didn't complain much but was sore as crap.

 

[Burndown1]

don't know where i read it, but it seems as though the problem is really a symptom of cutting off blood to the optic nerve and can cause serious vision problems that may be permanent....and that may turn a "3" into an "8"...which is more than most of you morons get anyway....but, seriously the eye damage possiblility is for real

All a guy needs is 3 inches, A inch in, a inch out, and a inch that goes in and out.

 

[maluchm]

Jeff Foxworthy's skit on this was really funny. Talks about everything from going in to the E.R. and wearing the hospital gown backwards to using it for a coat rack.