Don't Lose Your Kids in a Mall

[AkMike]

My son got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Dad!"




The cop asked, "What's he like?"




The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

 

[H2SNOW]

oldy but goody .....probly get stuffed in jail for that coment ....

whats the temp in Anchortown ???

 

[AkMike]

It's a balmy +8f, -13c with blue bird skies!

 

[H2SNOW]

you suck !!!

fricken -38

opening my first Beer ....

oh we got the Blue bird 2 ......

 

[AkMike]

Yah, but we're on the coast. Keeps us warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

 

[sldgy]

Yah, but we're on the coast. Keeps us warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

Thought that was what fat women did (warm in winter, shade in summer).

 

[AkMike]

We've got an abundance of them too... Want a couple?

 

[H2SNOW]

only Bruce would know

 

[MARV1]

Haha!
-15*F and dropping a bit more tonight, but going riding tomorrow. Sending the cold your way AKMike.

 

[AkMike]

That's mighty generous of you Marv.. Thanks!