Don't ever get this drunk

[yardsale_oem]

Not even in the same league as that! 2g1c was a just a bit more disturbing than this.

i am scarred for life after 2g1c..they kiss their mom with that mouth

 

[AkMike]

Too Much Vodka

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Toothy Raccoon bit off Manhood

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

( I think we'll just call poor Alexander Kirilov, "Stubby" from now on.)

 

[HawkShot99]

So does beer get stronger or weaker as you puke it up?

 

[yardsale_oem]

So does beer get stronger or weaker as you puke it up?

thats a really good question...................

 

[SAWYER]

Rotflmao!!