Doctors

[Abominable]

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We're about to take a muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."

 

[Sand2Snow]

Every morning to cheer myself up, I create a computer file and name it Barack Obama. Then I move it into the recycling bin and hit empty the recycling bin...the computer always leaves his fate in my hands by asking.....

* DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF BARACK OBAMA?

I firmly click yes and smile

nice, but come on man, get with the program. get a MAC!

 

[Weekday Warrior]

Then the Singapore doctors says: Our Billary lost to that Muslem!