CoyoteGirl has a HE!! of a right hook!!
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that makes my freaking eye water.....bet it hurts like a muther!!! So when are you going to tell the real story, or did B actually toss you around for not cleaning the house?....
No fighting, all can go to Mexico!!!!!!
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modsledr
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Actually, no pain or vision issues at all.
OK, here's the real story:
Sunday at Seafair, anchored in 35 ft of water, one of the girls on the boat dropped an expensive pair of sunglasses in the water. I had my mask and fins with me, so I gave it a couple of attempts to dive to the bottom to try to find them. I forgot to pressurize my mask on the way down, which creats a vacuum in the mask and pulls blood into the eyes and eye cavity (it's called "mask squeeze" ).
Lucky for me, in 35ft, I could only stay on the bottom for about 5 secs on one breath, so no damage to the eye (when divers do this at deeper depths, it can damage the optic nerve and lead to blindness).
The real b!tch is that I failed to find the glasses!!
it's just a matter of time until Nikki spills it that Brian is really her closet eunuch concubine!!
You better lay off of the mushrooms so early in the morning, your hallucinations are growing even more ridiculous by the minute!
If you want proof that I am not a eunich concubine you can give it the gag test yourself!
dude, that is SCARY!!!
Glad you didn't do any damage... lemme guess, the reason you forgot to pressurize had NOTHING to do with it being seafair, alcohol being consumed and it was a scantily clad chick that lost her glasses right??
Glad all is good and glad B isn't that mean. Now I won't have to worry about ducking if I come up behind her and cop a feel on her butt!
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Adrenaline Revolution
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Please elaborate...Glad all is good and glad B isn't that mean. Now I won't have to worry about ducking if I come up behind her and cop a feel on her butt!
Details, DETAILS!
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CoyoteGirl
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Glad all is good and glad B isn't that mean. Now I won't have to worry about ducking if I come up behind her and cop a feel on her butt!
lol I AM that mean...
But, I would NEVER clock you for a grab! lol
Oh punkin!!! That looks awful...actually....it kind of looks like how my eye felt after you spit in it.
That comment could go in the gutter in a BIG hurry lolOh punkin!!! That looks awful...actually....it kind of looks like how my eye felt after you spit in it.
Oh punkin!!! That looks awful...actually....it kind of looks like how my eye felt after you spit in it.
Did your shin hurt afterwards???
Did your shin hurt afterwards???
No...but my back was sore. ?!?
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modsledr
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dude, that is SCARY!!!
Glad you didn't do any damage... lemme guess, the reason you forgot to pressurize had NOTHING to do with it being seafair, alcohol being consumed and it was a scantily clad chick that lost her glasses right??
Glad all is good and glad B isn't that mean. Now I won't have to worry about ducking if I come up behind her and cop a feel on her butt!
Nope...had nothing to do with any of those factors...I'm not even sure any of those were present!!
I heard it was his grandma in a two pc.....
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modsledr
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