California is probably the most fukk*d up place on this earth. I own a ranch out there, inherited. This is no schit, last year had some gal in a county pickup come to my ranch to tell me she was going to drive my dirt road back to the drain ditch. I said, what for. She said, she was measuring the amount of dust the truck kicks up at a certain speed. I schit you not, this is true. They now require that when you are discing your field you have to have a tarp tied down over the disc in order to keep dust from flying up so much. Yep, that is true. Here's another one. My burn permit is for Almonds. ONLY ALMOND WOOD CAN BE BURNED from the prunings, no "dead" limbs and no "broken limbs". Only the ones you actually prune from the trees in the fall. No walnut limbs or any other type of tree limbs or bushes from the yard. If you do and they see it they will give you a 10,000 dollar fine. They actually come out when you burn and go through the pile to see if you have burned anything else. The place is insane.
