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Bear Grylls deleted scenes...

check out survivorman, he's the chit!!!!!!!!!! lugs all his own camera gear, and is totally by himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I know.

Bear is as phony as they get....

His original pilot episode was called "Ultimate Survivor". It was shot VERY close to where I live. It is so full of holes. What a joke.

It was the episode where he hiked through the old forest fire, floated down the river and pulled the trout out of the backwater puddle with his bare hands. I have some insight to this episode, which I have recorded.

I know this area very well where the show was shot. At the end of the episode he came over a ridge line, and saw the interstate with traffic on it. Between he and the interstate was a river. I know that interchange on the interstate where he was picked up. It is at the Fish Creek interchange between Alberton, Montana and Superior, Montana. He was picked up by a person in a pickup truck with Montana plates that started with a "4" at the end episode near dusk. Those are Missoula County plates on that Ford Pickup that he got into. I live in this area and know it VERY well.

Where this show was filmed, there is only ONE river. He wore a life jacket under his grey sweatshirt while floating the river. It was VERY visible at one point during his float.
He left the river to go OVER a mountian range to find another river to cross that led him to an interstate.If he left a river and went over a mountain to another river it was absolutely phony.

You can see a loggin road above him in the background during his float.

Trout do not live in backwater. They MUST have cool rushing creek or stream water below about 65 degrees to survive.

He supposedly spent about 4 days hiking through the old forest burn area. That burn started while a vehicle was shooting sparks out of it a few years ago along Interstate 90 west of Missoula. The fire is only burned as far as 1 mile away from the highway for the entire length of the burn, which was about 10 miles.

You don't run from a bear. EVER. Especially in the dark. EVER.

When he cooked the rattlesnake over a fire and ate it, he threw the guts and carcas on the fire. ABSOLUTELY WRONG. The smell of that will attract MANY things, such as bugs, flies, scavengers AND predators. Including coyotes, mtn lions and bears. You NEVER burn food. You dig a hole and bury it. Cooking it only spreads the smell over the air.

This show is so full of holes that it's a JOKE. One of my student's father is a river guide. He was part of the crew that was contracted to aide in filming this episode. He never actually slept outside those nights. They stayed in Missoula every night. The episode was filmed in about 2 days.

Not impressed with this show.
 
Yup, saw the one where he was in SD and in the badlands there. He belly hugged the ground, saying how that stuff is so slippery and any walking at all could mean a dangerous fall.... only when it rains though!!! You can walk on that stuff all day once you "learn it". I laughed at the sight of him hugging the buttes for miles as anyone else with any outdoors experience ouwld have walked right out. The end of the show shows him in a big field with roaming buffalo that stampede, that was on a ranch quite a few miles from where the rest of the show was filmed, in a fenced area.

I am glad they finally put the disclaimer on the start of the show, wasgetting sick of hearing how BA he is form friends and that proved my point that he isn't.
 
Bear Grylls is not only a fraud, but can be dangerous to anyone who watched the show, and ever ends up in a survival situation themselves. It seems he is more inclined to be out playing Rambo and showing off his skills and toughness than teaching survival skills that could actually save someones life, I dont know how many times he had to climb that dangerous slipperly cliff face without proper equipment, or take a much more dangerous route to save an hour or two, one slip and your either dead, or would be in serious trouble. I remember one episode he stripped down and jumped in a frigid flowing creek and it was -30 out or something ridiculous, it was not a huge span, I am sure it was not his only option and could have crossed without jumping in and getting him and his camera man in serious trouble, but I guess that dosnt make exciting TV. I just would not take alot of those same risks if I was surviving on my own unless for some reason I did not have much time, surviving would be goal one, not how fast I can rescue myself. Has anyone actually seen him start a fire without his flint?

Survivorman, much more real, I have to hand it to that guy, unfortuneatly hes in his last season as apparently its taken too much of a toll on him, but I truly believe hes alot more realistic than the other shows that followed survivormans format, guy has balls the size of cannons. I remember one episode he was being stocked by a jaguar and had to ditch his shelter and make his way back to the camp where his crew was based out of some 13 miles away, that would be one crappy walk, especially in the middle of the night alone with only the light from his video camera being stocked by a man eating cat.
 
bwahahahaha! nice post scott! the guy is the biggest ****k tard of all time! i hate his show. it is about as fake can get. well except the whole biting heads off snakes, eating bear chit and the squeezing elephant shiet for water thing lol. the guys is a wacko brit who likes eating sheit and cant say GLACIER or vitamin right.
 
I like the one in Russia where he whip's up a handmade torch and goes underground and swim's down a creek then dives underwater to get out the other end
Watta loada crap
And he ate that freaky lookin spider scorpion thing
Next time ya get lost, try and eat a few of them huh..........

I want to see Mantracker hunt Les Stroud
Come to think of it, how do you suppose they get all those great camera shot's on Mantracker?
 
the artic one was good, what a deuche


its so over the top stupid we laugh at it...oh ya my bro is a SEAR instructor for the USAF

knows his chit

I tease him that he's like this bayer grills dude lol, gets him into a rant every stinkin time HAHA
 
The Siberia episode..where he found a deer carcass left by hunters.

Uhhhh, it was a full "deer" that was only gutted. What kind of Russian hunters waste a whole carcass?

And why was it steaming?

And when he called it a "he"...why didn't it have any antlers? (not it hadn't shed anything either...there were no nubs)

And he used the entire leg bone as a walking stick. LMFAO. Last time I picked up a leg bone from an elk it weighed 25 pounds. Who uses a 25 pound walking stick?

And when he called it a deer...why was it a cow elk? They shot that scene in Siberia. Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
 
Want to try something harder than anything those guys have ever tried to do? Try convincing two teenage girls who think Bear is hot, that he isn't correct in most of his "survival" techniques. They will deny you to the very bitter end. And we all know how arguing with women usually ends...

Yea, apparently climbing across a gorge on a moss-covered rope instead of walking a mile to go around was a sexy, dangerous, feat, that only "real men" would undertake. Yea, I just gave up.
 
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