Put a spring roll in it and let it sit a few weeks. Worked for Concreteman. Ah, it's fuqin-stinky-san, ah, we have booth fo you right hah........no waiting!
I'd bet the ideas before mine are better, just not as fun for your buddies!
Ha ha ha ha ha, hm hm hm, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
"that was my reaction"