Post some good April Fools jokes.
Here's one I found earlier
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Here's one I found earlier
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
April Fools thread
- Thread starter Sled Idaho
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I pulled one on my kids... I told them that we were going to take them to Disneyland for their spring break. Had them going for about 15 minutes. Then I told them that it was April Fools. They were pretty upset. But little do they know that we are going to take them.
I need some good things for the office next year.
--Matt
I need some good things for the office next year.
--Matt
I got a second garage door opener button. hid my pickup behind the shop. when the wife came home last night every time she opened the door i would shut it. just as she would get out of her car i'd open it. etc. etc. she even called me to say the opener was broke.
I wrapped my neighbors satellite dish in aluminum foil yesterday morning then called and asked "Did your satellite just go out?". Took him about 40 mintues before he called me back and told me I was an ***.
My older brother was like a garbage disposal when younger. When he ate cereal he piled on the sugar. The night before I changed the sugar with salt, the next morning he piled on the salt and ate away. He was so dumb I did it two years in a row.
Our lacal radio station has one of them hourly shows where you can call in and sell stuff over the air like the classifieds.
I placed a co-worker's brand new atv on it REAL CHEAP claiming tax trouble and gave his cell phone out! He was inundated with calls all day long and even called the station once he figured it out to complain!
I called "april fools" on him about 5 minutes before closing.
I placed a co-worker's brand new atv on it REAL CHEAP claiming tax trouble and gave his cell phone out! He was inundated with calls all day long and even called the station once he figured it out to complain!
I called "april fools" on him about 5 minutes before closing.
When My Nephew was about 11 or 12, his Mom started to let him stay home alone after school instead of going to the Baby sitters. He had a list of rules Lock the Doors and don't answer it, don't answer the phone, no friends allowed while she was gone. They also had a CODE word if he was in trouble, If someone was in the House. The code word was BLUE SKY.
Well it happens to be April Fools and My Nephew decides he's going to play a Joke on his Mother. He calls her at Work pretends he's crying and starts yelling Blue Sky, Blue Sky. He thought he was gonna be able to say April Fools, but before he had a Chance his Mother just dropped the phone and ran out and jumped in her Car, and started driving home. He try's to call her on her Cell, but she left so fast, she forgot her phone. She said she was driving 90mph So She gets home and he's ROTFL, but not for long, were pretty sure she put the fear of God in to him that day. He spent the rest of the day in his Mothers Car at her work, sitting there doing nothing. To this day she's still pissed about this.
I can tell you this he has a bigger set then I do, I would have done it to my Mother, but I'm certain when my Father got home, well lets just say I probably wouldn't be typing this.
Well it happens to be April Fools and My Nephew decides he's going to play a Joke on his Mother. He calls her at Work pretends he's crying and starts yelling Blue Sky, Blue Sky. He thought he was gonna be able to say April Fools, but before he had a Chance his Mother just dropped the phone and ran out and jumped in her Car, and started driving home. He try's to call her on her Cell, but she left so fast, she forgot her phone. She said she was driving 90mph So She gets home and he's ROTFL, but not for long, were pretty sure she put the fear of God in to him that day. He spent the rest of the day in his Mothers Car at her work, sitting there doing nothing. To this day she's still pissed about this.
I can tell you this he has a bigger set then I do, I would have done it to my Mother, but I'm certain when my Father got home, well lets just say I probably wouldn't be typing this.
A local radio station had a deal where people could call in with their pranks and the best one won a big prize (box of donuts or something???). Anyway a guy calls in and said he owned a small business (not sure what that has to do it with it) and he called his lawyer on Tuesday to draw up divorce papers and at the very bottom in small print put on there April Fools.
Now, I don't know about any of you.... but if I did that...... OMG!!! She had better have one hell of a sense of humor or he had better have one hell of a backup plan. But...that was a good one.. and I wish I could have seen how it turned out.
Now, I don't know about any of you.... but if I did that...... OMG!!! She had better have one hell of a sense of humor or he had better have one hell of a backup plan. But...that was a good one.. and I wish I could have seen how it turned out.
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A couple years ago while in college I called my mom at work and told her that I had just found out that I was going to be a daddy. At the time I didn't have a girlfriend so it was quite an ordeal for her. After a few minutes of silence on the phone I thought she had a heart attack. I finally told her April Fools, she still hasn't forgotten that phone call.
My buddy did the same thing to his girlfriend. He sent her a text and told her that he just received a phone call saying that he had a 4 year old son from a previous girlfriend and that he wanted to meet his daddy. He let that one play out for a couple hours until his girlfriend wanted to meet him for lunch and have a serious talk. I'm sure it'll take her a couple months to get over that one.
My buddy did the same thing to his girlfriend. He sent her a text and told her that he just received a phone call saying that he had a 4 year old son from a previous girlfriend and that he wanted to meet his daddy. He let that one play out for a couple hours until his girlfriend wanted to meet him for lunch and have a serious talk. I'm sure it'll take her a couple months to get over that one.
I do alot of artificial insimination work with cattle.
I bred 2 heifers that belonged to my dad to a belted galloway. Talk about a funny look when the lil buggers came out, all black, with a big wide white ring all the way around their midsection.
Needless to say, he loads the AI guns now when we AI....
I bred 2 heifers that belonged to my dad to a belted galloway. Talk about a funny look when the lil buggers came out, all black, with a big wide white ring all the way around their midsection.
Needless to say, he loads the AI guns now when we AI....
