An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink daswasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means:'Don't drink the water, the cows have sch!t in it.')
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
