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A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and
ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table,
the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
"A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man.
"Hmmm...let me see "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the
fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to
the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on inless than an instant.
"Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat
the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Billy bob, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure", said Billybob. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,
but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already Chit my pants.."
Billybob is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!...
Have a good day!!
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and
ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table,
the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
"A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man.
"Hmmm...let me see "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the
fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to
the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on inless than an instant.
"Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat
the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Billy bob, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure", said Billybob. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,
but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already Chit my pants.."
Billybob is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!...
Have a good day!!
