$700,000,000 Bail Out... shouldn't heads roll ?

[ruffryder]

analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal."

That was put perfectly! mmmmmm.... sushi!

 

[Original Tetonice]

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal."

The Jap banks that closed have merged together to form the Karate Bank Of Japan.

OT

 

[Wolfrun]

I sure would love to see Barney Franks head roll, down the steps and across the street.

 

[milehighassassin]

That was put perfectly! mmmmmm.... sushi!

Did you read the rest of them?

 

[ruffryder]

Did you read the rest of them?

I didn't notice it till now..... was it all BS? Or did you phrase it like that? Good stuff either way.

 

[AK800RMK151]

sadly the cash could end up not being worth the paper its printed on


now gold....thats another story

Yes Gold...ill bring a gold pan sledding in the AK from now on!!!...This bailout is exactly what it says....if your stinkin rich....for me it means higher taxes or NO DRAGON NEXT YEAR

Originally Posted by milehighassassin
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal."

LMFAO