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7 Stages of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough
problems of my own.
 
they all only want that right away then they change in a evil way lol then they get sex whenever they want and were stuck having sex whenever they want not when we want.
 
There are actually 2 more stages but since there are ladies here I didn't add them.
(Hint they involve men from Montana and sheep)
 
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hahahh.


AK Mike's picture he posted reminded me of the movie Kingpin where they use the sheep to distract the bowling team in some Western state when the team is not attracted to the hot chick they used as a distraction.
 
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