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You might be a POSER if....

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Please keep it along the lines of "You might be a Redneck if..." but replace redneck with POSER.

Here is one of mine...

If you have Monster decals, tattoos and riding gear and AREN'T a sponsored rider..... YOU MIGHT BE A POSER!
 
You are a poser if you come back from a good ride without a bunch of pine needles in your sled. :D
 
You might be a poser if you wear a Tapout shirt and do not train in martial arts.

I told a dude that a couple months ago....he got his bigger friend to follow me out of the bar.....hahaha.

ride an XP...:face-icon-small-blu

Slim he is calling you out! hahahaha

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You have enough money sunk into a 900 RMK you could have had a Tapex instead :(

You have all that money sunk into a 900 RMK and you still can't jump the thing :(

You have un-cut Powder Pro skis so going down hills is entirley too freaky of an experience :(

FAWK! I TELL YOU! FAAAAAAAAAAWK!

:o
 
You have enough money sunk into a 900 RMK you could have had a Tapex instead :(

You have all that money sunk into a 900 RMK and you still can't jump the thing :(

You have un-cut Powder Pro skis so going down hills is entirley too freaky of an experience :(

FAWK! I TELL YOU! FAAAAAAAAAAWK!

:o

Then you really would be a poser.;);) You got the 9hundy turboed yet?
 
You might be a poser if you sit on your "mod" sled at the bottom of the hill in leathers and wearing a bullet bike helmet while watching others highmark!


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If your NMFH is too big for you, but you wear it anyway....then yeewwwwwwww might be a Poser.

If there was "air under the bushes" and it cause you to get stuck...then yeeeewwwwww might be a Poser.

If your elbows touch your knees while you stand up riding....yeeeeewwwww might be a Poser.
 
If you go to the gym and train your arms only .

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you mean something like this...

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this one is a classic:) deep thoughts, by jack handy...

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You are a poser if you take your 30k mod sled and race up and down the hill next to the parking lot, the same hill the kids climb on their 120's.

You might be a poser if you spend more time "tuning" your sled than riding it.

You might be a poser if you brag about how great a boondocker you are while leaning on a perfectly painted, unscratched sled.
 
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You might be a poser if you forget the trailer slides are slick and try to walk up them and face plant.

You might be a poser if you Talk $hit on snowest about seeing other people ride, when you really have no clue Not mentioning any names wyoac?

and the best when you go to the bar at the end of the day and brag in your rental get up about how you hit 65 mph?
 
one more, Ollie I am stealing a story from you, if i mess it up the you have to tell it.

you might be a poser if you flag down Ollie to ask him where the Rendezous lodge is but you are unable to pronouce it correctly and ask for the ren-dess-zeus, and many years later we still laugh!
 
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