You know what I hate

[Anti-Hero]

There is this lady at work that must be too god damn lazy to take a shower in the morning so she instead must apply the entire bottle of perfume to cover up the lack of shower. It gives me a headache and smells like azz! She must have never heard the saying a little dab will do you. I am going to wear the respirator the rest of the day! anyone else have that (rap at thier office. what is the deal!

 

[Ollie]

We have a group of em. We call them the blue haired perfume crowd.
I can't stand to be in the same room with em. It's like standing next to the perfume counter at the store.

 

[heinracing]

i hate the ones that are huge and were tight tight clothes thinking they are sexy

 

[Wired1]

I'm allergic to a lot of cheap perfumes. Had a co-worker who bathed in one. She used my phone one day and I kid you not, I sneezed for a week every time I answered my phone.

A lot of offices have policies against that. You might want to check. Tell them it irritates your lungs. Maybe they'll talk to them.

 

[Supplicate]

Had a guy I worked with for a while that wore so much cologne you could smell him from 10 feet away while standing in the middle of a gas plant. Let me tell you, I'd rather smell H2S and mercaptan all day then smell that crap. And driving back to the shop... yeah... I'd always turn on child locks and roll his window down.

 

[MACH]

I hate that crap! I have a buddy who INSISTS on showering in the stuff.

I showed him the spray once and walk into it trick. That is how it should be done. Not spray painting yourself with it.

 

[yardfarmer]

There is this lady at work that must be too god damn lazy to take a shower in the morning so she instead must apply the entire bottle of perfume to cover up the lack of shower. It gives me a headache and smells like azz! She must have never heard the saying a little dab will do you. I am going to wear the respirator the rest of the day! anyone else have that (rap at thier office. what is the deal!

So have you hit it!

 

[Anti-Hero]

So have you hit it!

believe me i want too!

with a pipe wrench!

 

[yardfarmer]

lmao

 

[coyoteman]

So have you hit it!

lmao. thats all you ever think about.

 

[switchback]

believe me i want too!

with a pipe wrench!

Kinky! Spit on it first

 

[rocketron]

We have the no perfume at wok rule, sometimes perfume ain't so bad!

 

[gusto]

After you get older we tend to chase every foul smelling person with a can of nil oder ...

 

[catssuk]

all the strong smellers i work with, look like this

 

[SAWYER]

punch her in throat

 

[Anti-Hero]

punch her in throat

with the 24" or 36" ridgid?

 

[ARCTIC DUCK]

C'MON!!!!! yall r missin the important thing. what about your buddy that has to put on so much man juice that HE smells like a french hore. makes all your gear stink and gives me a headache!!!!!!

 

[Ollie]

C'MON!!!!! yall r missin the important thing. what about your buddy that has to put on so much man juice that HE smells like a french hore. makes all your gear stink and gives me a headache!!!!!!

Simple. He doesn't get in the truck.

 

[Anti-Hero]

yeah if he is your freind you have to tell him that that much perfume is gay! and tell him if he smells like that he has to ride in the trailer.

 

[Ollie]

yeah if he is your freind you have to tell him that that much perfume is gay! and tell him if he smells like that he has to ride in the trailer.

Sounds like we finally found a good use for a ski-rack.