So I have a detail shop kid that works for me at the dealership. He is 21 years old single but currently living with a gal that they are engaged to. About 4 months ago he told me him and his live in gal were "on a break" and he went out and squeezed his ole flame for a weekend. Well as it turns out there break was just that, a weekend apart and she wanted to get back with him. Now upto current times, he tells me that this gal 4 months ago is telling him she is 4months along and there is some question about to whom the father may be. I didnt really think that this prank was such a great idea till his GF was at work the other day and said " you hear Curts going to be a dad" so she obviously is in the know. I told her bout my plan and she provided me with there mailing address for the certified letter. I have attatched the first couple pages but keep in mind there was a PACKET of legal mumbo jumbo and state statutes. The joke went off as planned he recieved the letter and crapped razor blades for 2 days. All was good UNTIL, he called up the mother of this baby and confronted her about turning him over to the state it was at this time that her live in BF and the real father found out she was stepping out on him. Now there is to be a azz whippin on my detail shop guy. OH the tangle webs we weave when trying to decieve. So here is a copy of the letter and feel free to use this as a template for your next victim but beware of outcome.
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