Worlds shortest Fairy Tale... Women need not read

[Good to Go]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

 

[Snowizard]

Keeping with that same theme, when the white 'man' came to this continent, what were they thinking when they thought they could improve on the Native American ( ok, Indian) way of life where the men hunted, fished, rode horse all day, smoked the peace pipe around the camp fire, maybe drank some 'fire water'
and the women did the cooking, cleaning, sewing clothes and raised the kids.

 

[KFD070]

My Wife even laughed at this one!

 

[snowbunny chaser]

That is so true. I see all my unmarried friends that make less money then i do with all these really nice toys. I say theres two type of guys. those with a family and those with nice toys.

 

[BigTruck]

That is so true. I see all my unmarried friends that make less money then i do with all these really nice toys. I say theres two type of guys. those with a family and those with nice toys.

And to think I have All of the above......