World Wildlife Foundation

[khaddon2110]

so last night while watching tv.... i see this douch come on and start talking about all the ice melting away and how the polar bears need our help in surviving....... very well made add for trying to get the donations flowing by showing the mother bear leaping into the ocean and leaving the cub behind on an iceberg.

anyhow, me being me, I call the number and ask if this is where I get a polar bear tag.... I thought the lady was going to commit suicide right there on the phone..... over the next hour while watching the show that was on, I called back about 5 or 6 times and politely asked for my polar bear tag, or if they could help me get a polar bear tag as it was one of the only big game animals I had yet to kill! when I told them I had a wolf tag and it was only a matter of time before I killed one of them, again, i thought she was going to slit her wrists by the way she wailed into the phone....LMAO!!

well this is the number......1-888-665-1211

please call and ask for a polar bear tag or just to chat. these people are being extremely dishonest in the presentation of their add and need to know that there are people out here that don't and won't buy it!!!!!


thanks!

 

[skibreeze]

That is too damn funny!

 

[Super B]

LOL! That is great!

 

[Rob1334]

Not sure if you got the end of my call on SJ CB,

Called them and got the this is the WWF number, please hold, we are busy with calls, if you don't want to wait visit us online.. blah blah blah


Message loops a few times and a guy picks up. "Good morning my name is Bruce would you like to Join the World Wildlife Resucue team today?"

"Good morning Bruce, I would love to make a donation for a hunting tag to liberate a couple of those polar bears on your commercial, I hate to see them suffer too."

"Excuse me?"

"Yes, I would like to hunt a few of those bears I saw on the commercial you had, would you sell me a tag for it?"

(At this point, I could not keep a straight face, was covering the mic and was laughing too hard to continue, so I listened to his next response...)

"SIR, THE WORLD WILDLIFE FEDERATION IS IN THE BUSINESS OF WILDLIFE CONSERVATION AND PRESERVATION, I DO NOT FIND YOUR CALL FUNNY AT ALL!"


Made my day!

Thanks Bruce!

 

[Rob1334]

OK WTF.

Now the WWF has my number and I'm pretty sure they are going to keep calling, a Jeff called me back saying they had contacts with this number earlier in the day and that they wanted to make sure I had the chance to donate to their funds?

I asked him if he had a real job besides being green all day?

"I'm sorry sir, I don't understand what you were saying.."

I said get a real job like me, club baby seals all day and click.

Why are they calling me? Am I not put on an ignore list????

I need some more one-liners or questions for these tards in case they call back again....

 

[xrated]

OK WTF.

Now the WWF has my number and I'm pretty sure they are going to keep calling, a Jeff called me back saying they had contacts with this number earlier in the day and that they wanted to make sure I had the chance to donate to their funds?

I asked him if he had a real job besides being green all day?

"I'm sorry sir, I don't understand what you were saying.."

I said get a real job like me, club baby seals all day and click.

Why are they calling me? Am I not put on an ignore list????

I need some more one-liners or questions for these tards in case they call back again....

check about bald eagle season, using mercury to clean water, umm tell them to hang on a minute so the wolverine doesn't burn.

 

[khaddon2110]

tell them that the last trophy you need to complete your wildlife room in your house is the polar bear rug...

I told them I had just killed a wolf here in idaho with my wolf tag.


LMAO....I'll have to call them back and use the clubbing seals line... I completely forgot about that one

 

[khaddon2110]

called again just now and they hung up on me almost immediately..........

 

[Rob1334]

I should have *67 before I called the first time, just hit ignore on the last one. They have called 3 times now this afternoon.

Kent that is funny, tell them how you like to chase caribou on your snowmobile in the closed areas!!!!

 

[khaddon2110]

the last time they said they were going to turn me into the police...........I get it...they can say whatever they want over the tv as if its fact but I can't return the favor?

I just like making environmentalists cry......not like I'm making them suck on the barrel of a shotgun.....I'm only suggesting it!!!! LOL

 

[Scott]

Tell them you are interested in collecting some mountain gorilla hands.

 

[xrated]

don't forget shark fins and tiger gall bladder!

I bet the cops would get a chuckle out of them calling on you.

 

[CleElum Sledhead]

Good stuff guys. Very fuuny.

If they call you back again, ask if you could call them back after you finish eating your "spotted Owl Helper. You don't want it get cold while talking with them about all of the other great meals you can make from endangered species".

 

[live2ride]

Rotflmfao!!!!!

 

[FriscoProx]

I think we should all make donations on their behalf to Acorn or the Sierra Club, with made up credit card numbers. Ah...just kidding, I'd never do that from a library computer.

 

[Ollie]

Had someone from the sierra club call and ask me to donate to their effort to save the polar bear a few months ago.
I just asked em to hold on a minute while I take care of something.
I set the phone down and started yelling.
"Don't let the damn thing burn, turn it over, that's the only wolf meat I got and I don't want ya to burn it".
I picked up the phone just in time to hear "click".
Haven't heard back from them again.

 

[Wade]

Ask them if your donation will go to help pay for the CEO's salary. Heck, for 1/2 a million a year, I might turn greenie.

Chief Executive : Carter S. Roberts, President and CEO
Compensation*: $486,394

Paid Staff Size: 764

Those TV adds brought them a total income of $175,632,775. Whew.

 

[Bullcamp]

My friend and I got chased by one of those smelly bison in Yellowstone when we were cross country sking last winter.

 

[ccoleman77]

I should have *67 before I called the first time, just hit ignore on the last one. They have called 3 times now this afternoon.

Kent that is funny, tell them how you like to chase caribou on your snowmobile in the closed areas!!!!

Sadly *67 doesn't work with b800 numbers

 

[Wade]

I should have *67 before I called the first time, just hit ignore on the last one. They have called 3 times now this afternoon.

Kent that is funny, tell them how you like to chase caribou on your snowmobile in the closed areas!!!!

Heck, don't tell them anything about snowmobiles.

Tell them you like to eat Endangered Jerky, while hiking in the Wilderness. Hummm, this months special, Sea Turtle Jerky.