I recently
picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my
age.
A little
concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked,
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I
replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he
asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?
'I said,
'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'
'Do you
spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I
don't,' I said.
He asked,
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?'
'No,' I
said.
He looked
at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you
even give a shet?
picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my
age.
A little
concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked,
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I
replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he
asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?
'I said,
'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'
'Do you
spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I
don't,' I said.
He asked,
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?'
'No,' I
said.
He looked
at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you
even give a shet?