Why men don't write advice columns

[mynameislance]

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS



Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off

for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as

usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the

engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.



When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter.

I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22.


We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?




Sincerely,

Sheila




Dear Sheila:



A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be

caused by a variety of faults with the engine... Start by

checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the

vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all

grounding wires.



If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the

fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.



I hope this helps,



WALTER

 

[mynameislance]

Dear Walter,

I'm worried that my son might be gay. I have tried to get him involved in many sports and all he wants to do is sing tenor in the school choir. I have introduced him to different girls in the neighborhood and he doesn't seem interested.

Is there a test I can do to determine if he is gay?

Sincerely,
Worried Mom

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Dear Worried Mom,

I am glad you are seeking professional help for his. In fact, there is a very scientific test you can do to determine this and put your mind at ease.

First, get some clay, vinegar, baking soda and a jar. Use the clay to build a volcano around the jar. When the volcano is finished, pour the baking soda and vinegar down in the jar and watch as your volcano errupts, just like a real volcano.

While doing all this, keep looking over at your son. If he is too pre-occupied sucking a c*ck to notice what you are doing, he is gay.

Hope this helps,
Walter

 

[woodzy]

LOL... the second one is hilarious!

 

[cubby]

good stuff, I like the second one

 

[Abominable]

I have never written about this on a forum before, but I really need advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently — although when I ask their names, she always says, “just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her finally. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my sled so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls.’ When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my sled, that I noticed a leak in the center shock. Should have the shock rebuilt or replace it with something better? Thanks in advance for any advice!

 

[JHG]

I have never written about this on a forum before, but I really need advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently — although when I ask their names, she always says, “just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her finally. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my sled so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls.’ When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my sled, that I noticed a leak in the center shock. Should have the shock rebuilt or replace it with something better? Thanks in advance for any advice!

I would try the Ryde Fx from Z-bros, or go to an all new skid like an M10 or an EZ ryde. No point in throwing good money after bad by rebuilding the blown shock.